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Zombies in Paradise
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 2
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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The world has fallen. Humanity seems lost. The zombies have taken over. But the crew of Sassafras and True North aren't about to just kneel down and take it.
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Zombies in the Sun
- By Ian on 01-08-21
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Zombies in Paradise
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 2
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 2
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 05-11-20
- Language: English
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Apocalypse, Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 6
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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The training continues. So do the missions, and now Jonesy and Molly and Duke need to run on a razor’s edge to save the world - preferably without killing their new recruits.
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Thoroughly enjoyable
- By A-M on 09-04-22
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Apocalypse, Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 6
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 6
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 20-08-21
- Language: English
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You're Never Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 1
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance19
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The crew of the USCG Buoy Tender Sassafras, out of Honolulu, has embodied the Coast Guard’s motto: Always ready, in every mission, every circumstance, every crazy thing mother nature and the US government has seen fit to dump in their laps. They’ve been doing so much, with so little, for so long, they feel ready to face anything. But then, they’ve never had to face a zombie apocalypse.
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really surprised
- By Simon GL on 24-04-21
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You're Never Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 1
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 12-08-20
- Language: English
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Full Metal Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 9
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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It has all come down to the final two weeks of basic training. All they need to do in order to become full-fledged members of the United States Coast Guard is live long enough to graduate.
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Full Metal Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 9
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 9
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 19-01-23
- Language: English
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Scream Bloody Cheerleader: The Novel
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Lock up your political correctness and join in the fun of a movie within a movie, within a novel, wrapped in a blood-soaked blanket of senselessly gratuitous nudity and violence; a spoof of 80s slasher movies that leaves no cliché unmolested.
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Hilarioius!
- By Mia Harper on 21-04-21
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Scream Bloody Cheerleader: The Novel
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 16-04-21
- Language: English
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Zombie Heart of Darkness
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 8
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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There’s a storm brewing, and it's going to be a bad one, but for the crew of the Sassafras it could be the least of their worries. Their old nemeses, Murphy and his Law, are wide awake and ready to serve up a heaping helping of trouble. So grab your kukri machetes and hold on tight as you enter the Zombie Heart of Darkness.
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Zombie Heart of Darkness
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 8
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 8
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 02-06-22
- Language: English
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Pirates and Zombies
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 3
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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The Sass is back, and in more trouble than ever! Pirates and zombies, idiot officers and a world-ending apocalypse. Are they ready for it? Are you?
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Excellent
- By A-M on 02-04-22
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Pirates and Zombies
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 3
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 3
- Length: 10 hrs
- Release date: 17-12-20
- Language: English
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Welcome to the City
- Epic Mayhem, Book 1
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs
- Unabridged
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From the warped mind who brought you Zombies Don’t Surf and the rest of the Guardians of the Apocalypse saga comes a twisted tale of blood and death and magic in a mythical place called The City. Think The Dresden Files meets Sin City, while hanging out with The Warriors in 1947, then crank it up to 11 and hang on for the ride.
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The Warriors with a supernatural twist
- By Damien Lee on 05-02-23
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Welcome to the City
- Epic Mayhem, Book 1
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Epic Mayhem, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs
- Release date: 17-11-22
- Language: English
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Zombies Don't Surf
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 5
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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The crew of the Sass is back and up to their eyeballs in zombies. Join Jonesy, Molly, Duke, and all the rest as they take on their latest nightmare: the training of new recruits.
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Jonesy and Duke ride again
- By Mia Harper on 19-06-21
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Zombies Don't Surf
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 5
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 5
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 10-06-21
- Language: English
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Zombies of Infamy
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 4
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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They’ve faced an apocalyptic virus. They’ve had to kill members of their own crew who turned into crazed, cannibalistic would-be zombies. They’ve battled pirates and idiot officers and started the evacuation of Honolulu. But now, Jonesy, Molly, Duke, and all that remains of the US Coast Guard may have bitten off more than they can chew, as they launch into the liberation of Pearl Harbor.
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Just leaves you begging for more!
- By Mia Harper on 02-04-21
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Zombies of Infamy
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 4
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 4
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 26-03-21
- Language: English
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Body Count
- Epic Mayhem, Book 2
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Horatio Nightingale, private eye, necromancer, pain in Detective Sergeant Jenn Amato’s backside, has a ghost problem. It’s driving him slowly insane. Perhaps the body in the museum will prove to be a suitable distraction.
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Body Count
- Epic Mayhem, Book 2
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Epic Mayhem, Book 2
- Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 12-12-22
- Language: English
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The Smell of Zombies in the Morning
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 7
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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More training, more zombies, more death, and a new enemy. Join the crew of the Sassafras and hang on for the ride!
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Excellent
- By A-M on 09-04-22
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The Smell of Zombies in the Morning
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 7
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 7
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 04-04-22
- Language: English
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Senseless Slaughter
- Epic Mayhem, Book 3
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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What do a bunch of Nazis, a revenge-crazed ghost, and a rolling hot dog have in common? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. At the very least, it's clear the city is in for senseless slaughter.
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Senseless Slaughter
- Epic Mayhem, Book 3
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Epic Mayhem, Book 3
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 16-02-23
- Language: English
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Crawl
- Pressure, Book 2
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Desmond Manny
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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The Yellowstone Supervolcano has erupted. America has been brought to its knees. Now one small Oregon community must crawl its way out of the rubble as social order begins to disintegrate.
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Crawl
- Pressure, Book 2
- Narrated by: Desmond Manny
- Series: Pressure, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 26-10-20
- Language: English
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Demon Fog
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Desmond Manny
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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One hundred and fifty years ago, a deal was made, giving prosperity to a small mining town. Tonight, the bill comes due. If you’re screaming, it’s already too late.
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Demon Fog
- Narrated by: Desmond Manny
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 08-06-20
- Language: English
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Fall
- Pressure, Book 1
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Desmond Manny
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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The Monster Under the Ground at Yellowstone has been biding its time and building pressure for 640,000 years. The US is now more divided than at any time in its history, since the Civil War. What would happen if it blew tomorrow? Pressure is that story, and Fall is only the beginning.
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Fall
- Pressure, Book 1
- Narrated by: Desmond Manny
- Series: Pressure, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 13-05-20
- Language: English
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