Lara and Carey return to Puerto Vallarta to check in with the San Fernando Valley’s greatest luminaries. But first they discuss tragic news about Lady Martha’s beloved bet bird Hecate, the future of Ladies of London: The New Reign, the artist formerly known as Club Chalamet meeting her match in a fellow Connor Storrie super-fan in Paris, and more details about Taylor Swift’s terrifying wedding at Madison Square Garden.

Back in Mexico, Schwartzapalooza comes to a screeching halt when the crew heads upstairs: Lala stays on Danny’s ass about his anti-Janet social media behavior, Zack channels Pazzazu to yell at his hags, Brittany finally gives Danny a piece of her bags-riddled mind, and Janet begins her fascinating, non-confrontational confrontations by addressing the ceiling, the ground — anywhere but in the direction of Danny and Nia. Doute hangs onto her own version of Luke’s parenting while Danny reveals his PTSD over being called out for sex pestery. On a shopping excursion, Nia lays onto Jinet — with Saerpent by her side — some more, causing Jinet to activate fight or flight mode (talking to herself, trolling Jesse for her massive debt); Michelle reveals Jesse’s zest for colonics.

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Lara and Carey return to the San Fernando to follow up with their favorite denizens of Hades, but first they discuss ‘Disclosure Day,’ Granpapa Speilberg, Emily Blunt’s performance of a lifetime, and thinspo aliens. They also talk the Modelland takeover of the internet, and Tyra Banks’s wonder emporium. Plus, a quick recap of the Summer House bonus episode at the very end!

Back on The Valley, the crew prepares to head to Mexico for the triple birthday extravaganza; Zack and Jasmine get butt facials and Brittany tells Doute she’s over her perma-stanning of Danny & Nia. Then to the Baja they go, and Doute’s travel anxiety gets the best of her, starting in the airport after she’s accosted in the restroom with Kaia by some Bravo fans. Her mood continues to darken, even with the help of her mystery sister Casey and her husband there to help with baby duty, Doute goes full Punisher mode and unleashes her post-partum stress on Luke. Schwartz’s musics festival themed birthday portion of the trip arrives just in time for a fearsome thunderstorm. Glug Glug hoots and hollers, Brittany —tubes out— rages in her GERD glory, Jesse confirms his brokenness, Jinet reveals her bisexual crush on Michelle, Doute sorrow-stomps through the Backrooms of the resort, and Serpent gains strength, biding her time until she strikes…

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Lara and Carey return for one last tango in Charleston (on a soundstage in New York), but first they discuss The Social Reckoning trailer, Mikey Madison’s mysterious line read, and the rindom abyss of X (formerly known as Twitter).

In the final part of the Southern Hospitality season four reunion, Emmy rounds out her confounding apology over Unsafe Gate, and Brad —rightfully— is unconvinced. Emmy evokes “As Such” once more when Will is once again mentioned. Justin explains his fluid sexuality, fights off gay baiter claims (while managing a microagression of his own); Michols and Lake go to war against Justin over Jordyn. Lake and Mia spar after Lake tells Mia she’s not a Girl’s Girl; Maddi talks her frozen eggs and she and Joe reveal their plans to make it official (moving in together). A Republic divided, all under a crescent moon and palmetto tree.

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Lara and Carey discuss Lara’s new closet renovation, Carey incorrectly stating then finding out exactly where Lara’s closet is actually located. They also recap final part of the Summer House reunion they learned (not much), what they didn’t (a lot), Jesse’d tears, the boxes that no doubt await Amanda’s future, and West’s gurning. They also report breaking news of Milan’s Giudice’s shocking run-in with the law.

Back on The Valley, Brittany continues to drain into her bags, and thankfully may be done with Brandon for good; she reveals Nia dropping the ball with her Meal Train promise. Jesse, Lacy, Doute and Luke swear their allegiance to Danny and Nia over pickles while Jasmine asks Zack to be her non-maid of honor, maid of honor at her NJ wedding. Zack puts himself in the danger zone by accompanying Danny to a Knick knack store for his anniversary present to Nia. Then Schwartz hosts a James Bond party at his 1,000 foot tall townhome of terror, where even hobblin’ Jason and Brittany “Miss Balls”Cartwright make an appearance. Michelle wears her engagement ring as a necklace, Nia apologizes to Brittany for her Meal Train snafu, but gets into with Jinet, who calls her out for her fake ass vibes. Meanwhile, finally says what (mostly) everyone’s been thinking Jasmine tells Danny he and Nia are hypocrite Christians. Michelle and Jesse cry some more…

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Lara and Carey are back with the first part of the Southern Hospitality reunion — the first official SoHo reunion filmed on an actual soundstage in New York. But first they discuss Amanda Batula’s hairstylist speaking out in defense of that reunion bun, Kathy Hilton getting kicked out of WeHo Pride, Dorit Kemsley’s plastic surgery truth in her new memwah, and what it means to age in Los Angeles, versus everywhere else in the world.

On SoHo, the reunion kicks off with Maddi and Joe Bradley uniting in hetero hell against the “Vanilla Villa” group chat, comprised of TJ, Justin, Brad, and Mia. Michols brings a hefty color-coordinated binder with receipts to fight the litany of grievances against the former assistant manager. Grace Lily addresses her multiple arrests, Molly excuses her bad Yelp reviews, TJ laments Joe’s lack of weenie support, Michols and Lake admit to chasing each other around with knives, and Emmy switches to full Terminator mode, activating the minute Will’s name is mentioned. Nothing will be explained. Nothing will be apologized for. As such, this conversation is over.

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Lara and Carey are back with genius new rage bait from our Lady of Arugula Gwyneth Paltrow, Bryan Johnson’s new vagina crusade, and Gayle King’s shocking tale of her ex-husband’s infidelity.

On the season finale Southern Hospitality, Leva suffers through yet another Joe Bradley ChatGPT business pitch while Republic gears up for an end of summer Nawlins’-themed staff party. Lake hosts everyone at her debut Charleston art show, lamenting her flop father’s absence and committing to her ultimate destiny of Gallery Girl. Michols pretends he wasn’t demoted at work while TJ debuts his hung and girthy new beau. Then at the staff party, Michols confronts Molly over her sh*t-talking, who drag ultimate fire starter Emmy into the clown show; Michols rages against all, fleeing the party in the name of his modeling career. Finally, Joe and Maddie confront Leva over her new bar, accusing her of stealing Joe’s idea for a rooftop venue, forcing Leva to initiate a smackdown. Then, in the final two minutes, TJ drops a bomb about Maddi and Joe’s fledgling future…

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Lara and Carey talk Disclosure Day, give the galactic implications, the alien honeypot method, and what advice they’d give interstellar visitors. They also recap part one of the Summer House reunion: Amanda’s barred out deceit, West’s muted cowardice, Bailey’s evisceration of Ben, Kyle’s DJ antics, another brush with HubHouse’s gilded manor, and SH lore.

Back on The Valley, Luke gets a fishin’ and f*ckin’ day while Michelle complains to Lala about her never-ending divorce and her financial mess with Jesse. Doute and Zack have a tough love talk with Nia over Danny’s boozin’; Nia and Danny lock in on their “us and Jesus against the world” defense. Jason’s disembodied knee gets operated on and Brittany hosts a pre-mommy makeover crab boil at her house. Jasmine calls out Doute’s hypocrisy after Mama Kristen lends an ear to Lala’s Danny troubles then visits Jason and Jinet with Schwartz and a mariachi band. Finally, Jesse and Michelle meet, where Michelle presents divorce papers and a monetary plan to expedite their stalemated split.

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