It might have happened before last week's episode, but Hosts James and Diaz along with Very Special Guest Xavier would be remiss if they didn't talk about how the NBA Finals Made Memories for: a lover (02:26), a hater (05:53), a loser (10:16), and a winner (12:43).

Then, it's time to welcome KBO superfan Zac Petrillo (16:29) who catches the Guy-bunal up on Korean baseball before presenting one of its greatest Guys for consideration (38:55).

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It's time to induct another season's worth of worthy candidates into the Hall of Guy, because there's definitely nothing else in the world of sports specific to this show that has recently been going on. That is, except for what's Making Memories: a brand new game called ".4% Or .More%" (02:18); and a double (09:14) cup check (11:33).

Then it's time for the class of Season 16, the Real American Noncontiguous Guys: a literal giant in the world of Puerto Rican basketball (19:44); the second best Virginal player in NBA history (24:56); a player from soccer and Hollywood pitches alike (32:05); a thin slice of meat in a superstar shortstop sandwich (36:46); and a name that must be said to be remembered (38:46).

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Big Guys come in small packages sometimes, and the Guy-bunal will get to that right after going through what's Making Memories for them, including: talking about the NBA Finals by way of the cycling season (01:34); a contentious presidential election (07:39); a grand(e) American battle south of the border (15:26); and the brand new videogame genre called fantasy draft rogue-likes (26:38).

Then it's time for our final Real American Non-Contiguous Guy: a second nickel who squats and swats (34:16).

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The Guy-bunal has officially declared for the draft, so hopefully no wars get started. In the meantime, they kick things off with what's Making Memories, including: some anni mirabiles (02:45); the final innings of the MAAC (12:27); and roided up competition that was ironically juice-less (26:03).

Then, it's time for another Real American Non-Contiguous Guy, and this time, Diaz is ready to spend the podcast talking about... the namesake of a different podcast. (36:23)

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Does what it says on the can.

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The Guy-bunal is heading up to the Great Guy North, and before they get there they've got time enough to Make some Memories about: a truly devastating fantasy loss (02:48); a now-long-gone pioneer (05:58); someone who knows how to get a basket (11:33); a Georgia Oil Change (13:25); and some very lax women (15:51).

Then it's time for this week's Non-Contiguous Real American Guy, brought to us by Very Special Xavier from somewhere quite a bit away from some of this season's tropical focus. (24:44)

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The gang is bouncing all around this week through a loaded Making Memories featuring: an in memoriam for a recently Remembered Guy (04:01); a moment of basketball nirvana (05:07); a symbol of the gilded age (14:32); another in memoriam for a silenced voice (17:42); a PWHL playoff peculiarity (18:42); and YET ANOTHER in memoriam (20:02).

Then, it's time for this week's Real American Non-Contiguous Guy - an up and down story about a man, a plan, a canal, Panama! (26:07)

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We fill the swimming pool full of listeners then we Guy-ve in it. First up, in Making Memories: a flock gains a new fan (01:51); a draft gets edited (04:25); a dazzling distance debut (13:06); the opposite of going Dutch (16:14); a museum is a hit with a host (19:24); and London records are falling down (21:58).

Then, it's time for the next Non-Contiguous Real American Guy, as Diaz leads a deep dive into another Puerto Rican product (27:37).

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