It's time to induct another season's worth of worthy candidates into the Hall of Guy, because there's definitely nothing else in the world of sports specific to this show that has recently been going on. That is, except for what's Making Memories: a brand new game called ".4% Or .More%" (02:18); and a double (09:14) cup check (11:33).

Then it's time for the class of Season 16, the Real American Noncontiguous Guys: a literal giant in the world of Puerto Rican basketball (19:44); the second best Virginal player in NBA history (24:56); a player from soccer and Hollywood pitches alike (32:05); a thin slice of meat in a superstar shortstop sandwich (36:46); and a name that must be said to be remembered (38:46).

Theme Music by Don Ham; Additional audio from The Price Is Right, Rick Derringer, and Frank Sinatra

Big Guys come in small packages sometimes, and the Guy-bunal will get to that right after going through what's Making Memories for them, including: talking about the NBA Finals by way of the cycling season (01:34); a contentious presidential election (07:39); a grand(e) American battle south of the border (15:26); and the brand new videogame genre called fantasy draft rogue-likes (26:38).

Then it's time for our final Real American Non-Contiguous Guy: a second nickel who squats and swats (34:16).

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from Rick Derringer and The Price is Right

The Guy-bunal has officially declared for the draft, so hopefully no wars get started. In the meantime, they kick things off with what's Making Memories, including: some anni mirabiles (02:45); the final innings of the MAAC (12:27); and roided up competition that was ironically juice-less (26:03).

Then, it's time for another Real American Non-Contiguous Guy, and this time, Diaz is ready to spend the podcast talking about... the namesake of a different podcast. (36:23)

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from Rick Derringer, Internet Archive, Daddy Yankee, and The Price Is Right