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Cemetery Closing (Everything Must Go)
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 5
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
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As a stay-at-home dad taking care of triplets, Andrew Mayhem's days of getting into wild adventures are over. His life is measured in diaper changes. Sleep has become an abstract concept, something oft-discussed with his wife, Helen, but rarely experienced. So, when internet celebrity explorer Percival Longshore asks Andrew and his best friend, Roger, to travel with him on a good old-fashioned treasure hunt, Andrew laughs off the idea.
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Cemetery Closing (Everything Must Go)
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 5
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 5
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 20-07-21
- Language: English
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Bloodsucker County
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Bloodsuckers—fanged and feral creatures who don’t play by the vampire rules—now far outnumber humans. All the major cities have fallen. Life is an ongoing struggle to simply survive. However, nineteen-year-old Lance Black has spent the past several years living with his mother in Out of Harm’s Way County. It’s a lonely existence, but it keeps them from falling prey to the monsters…until Lance, walking through the forest, finds a stranger named Bill Tremaine covered in blood. He’s so badly injured that he’ll be lucky to make it through the night.
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Bloodsucker County
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 19-05-25
- Language: English
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Mandibles
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Fire ants. Even when they're normal sized, they're horrible, wretched insects whose sting causes burning pain. But these ants are far from normal. And the city of Tampa, Florida has become infested with the oversized creatures.
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worst ever
- By Jonathan on 20-01-24
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Mandibles
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 24-01-23
- Language: English
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I Have a Bad Feeling about This
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Aaron Landon
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
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Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors - but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...
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I have a good feeling about this book!!
- By Amazon Customer on 12-06-19
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I Have a Bad Feeling about This
- Narrated by: Aaron Landon
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 31-10-14
- Language: English
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Snuggling the Grotesque
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Yes, the author of Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, Candy Coated Madness, and Freaky Briefs isn’t done with you yet. There will be serial killers. There will be cosmic horror. There will be extremely demented cooking competitions. There will be pink fizzy drinks. There will be Santa Claus, hangings in the Old West, body swaps, some light cannibalism, and monsters galore.
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Snuggling the Grotesque
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 09-01-25
- Language: English
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Nightmare in the Backyard
- Eek!, Book 2
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Stacy Gonzalez
- Length: 3 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Chloe, Avery, and Madison can't wait to camp out in the backyard. It will be a night of telling scary stories and trading secrets while roasting marshmallows. Elijah, the kid next door, keeps trying to prank them, but it's all in good fun. Who doesn't like a little scare after the sun has set and the moonlight casts creepy shadows everywhere?
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The characters
- By Thomas Steventon on 12-03-25
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Nightmare in the Backyard
- Eek!, Book 2
- Narrated by: Stacy Gonzalez
- Series: Eek!, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 06-08-24
- Language: English
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Veiled
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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The first time their eyes lock, it’s an amused and sympathetic look from Alice at the next table. She can tell Nate’s blind date is going horribly awry. The second time is a chance meeting at a grocery store. Or is it by chance? It’s a little weird, but either way, Nate and Alice hit it off immediately.
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Really Enjoyable!
- By Honey Pye on 17-08-25
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Veiled
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 26-03-24
- Language: English
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Finders Keepers
- Eek!
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Stacy Gonzalez
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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In the small town of Farlow, mysterious advertisements appear for a summer scavenger hunt. Twelve-year-old Maggie and her friends can't wait. They have their team, and more than bragging rights, they want that huge cash prize. On the big day, a strange man welcomes everybody to the game. The first items are ridiculously easy ("An egg? Seriously?"), but they quickly grow more difficult. Even a little scary. Okay, a lot scary. When the game moves to the cemetery, nobody wants to play anymore. Except now it's too late to quit . . .
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Finders Keepers
- Eek!
- Narrated by: Stacy Gonzalez
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 01-04-25
- Language: English
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Suckers
- By: J. A. Konrath, Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Strand's perpetually unlucky character Andrew Mayhem sets off on a simple mission at the request of his wife: Get some spaghetti sauce. On his way to the store he meets Konrath's obnoxious private eye Harry McGlade, co-star of the Lt. Jack Daniels thrillers. Horrific violence, bad jokes, and lots of name calling soon ensues. Some sex, too, but not between the main characters.
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Suckers
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 4.5
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Release date: 09-08-11
- Language: English
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Stranger Things Have Happened
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Harry Houdini. Penn and Teller. David Copperfield. Marcus Millian the Third. Okay, so Marcus isn't a famous magician. He may not even be a great magician. But his great-grandfather, the once-legendary and long-retired Zachary the Stupendous, insists Marcus has true talent. And when Grandpa Zachary boasts that he and Marcus are working on an illusion that will shock, stun, and astonish, Marcus wishes he could make himself disappear.
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Stranger Things Have Happened
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 30-06-17
- Language: English
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Evil Little F---s
- By: Sinister Smile Press, Rebecca Rowland, Jeff Strand, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
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Journey through the twisted minds of evil children, those who are born not of childish whimsy, but rather sprout from the seeds of nightmares. Presenting Evil Little F---s, a curated anthology of horror stories penned by leading authors in the genre. Traverse a universe where humanity’s own offspring unleash a level of brutality that surpasses the capabilities of most adults. Just remember, you brought them into this world, and you just might have to take them out.
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Evil Little F---s
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 02-04-24
- Language: English
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Monsters Monsters Monsters Monsters
- By: HellBound Books, Jeff Strand, P Mattern, and others
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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HellBound Books pays loving homage to the spine-tingling 70’s kids’ anthology Monsters, Monsters, Monsters, without which they would not be around today to delight horror fans with these 17 deliciously gruesome tales. Dig into this slew of unique, terrifying monsters—each one hand-picked for your deplorably horrific delight.
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Monsters Monsters Monsters Monsters
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 08-10-25
- Language: English
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How You Ruined My Life
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
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Rod's life doesn't suck. If you ask him, it's pretty awesome. He may not be popular, but he and his best friends play in a band that has a standing gig. Yeah, it's Monday night and they don't get paid, but they can crank the volume as loud as they want. And Rod's girlfriend is hot, smart, and believes in their band - believes in Rod. Aside from a winning lottery ticket, what more could he ask for? Answer: A different cousin. When Rod's scheming, two-faced cousin Blake moves in for the semester, Rod tries to keep calm. Blake seems to have everyone else fooled....
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How You Ruined My Life
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 03-04-18
- Language: English
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Allison
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Sara Morsey
- Length: 6 hrs and 2 mins
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Allison can break your bones with her mind, and she can't control her power. Now 45 years old, she's spent her life trying to stay away from other people. But a random encounter with a couple on the street leaves her believing that she may have done something horrible. Something unforgivable. Killer-for-hire Daxton and his girlfriend Maggie know the truth. Instead of easing Allison's anguish, they come up with a cruel plan to take advantage of it. But with Allison's abilities exposed, there may be a grisly body count very soon....
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Allison
- Narrated by: Sara Morsey
- Length: 6 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 06-05-20
- Language: English
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An Apocalypse of Our Own
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Nadia Mori
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
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Can the friend zone survive the end of the world? Missy and Kevin are friends. Just friends. They’d never actually date each other, because they’ve been friends since childhood, and that would be weird. Now it’s the apocalypse. People are leaking blood from their eyeballs and turning into homicidal oozing mutants. Fortunately, Kevin has access to an underground shelter, and he and Missy make it there in time to avoid a horrible gruesome death. But they’re trapped down there. Things are going to get weird.
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An Apocalypse of Our Own
- Narrated by: Nadia Mori
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 23-03-18
- Language: English
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Kumquat
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
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Thirty-five-year-old introvert Todd Bryan hasn't really done much with his life, and he's okay with that. Until, at a painfully bad film festival, he meets Amy Husk. She's attractive. She's funny. She's quirky. And...she has an inoperable brain aneurysm and not much time to live. She may not even make it to the long-awaited final episode of Exit Red, the greatest show ever. She convinces him that they should do something crazy and frivolous.
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Hilarious beyond belief!
- By Nick on 29-10-19
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Kumquat
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 07-03-17
- Language: English
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Creep Out
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
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Poor Ezra was about to have a very bad accident. One that would leave him trapped where he might never be found. Trapped with Virgil, who was not a very nice dummy. Virgil, who was about to make this blood-soaked nightmare so much worse....
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Creep Out
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 18-02-25
- Language: English
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The Sinister Mr. Corpse
- A Zombie Comedy
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
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This novel is the tale of Stanley Dabernath, zombie. A regular guy who dies, is brought back to life as a ghastly walking cadaver, and becomes the international sensation hailed by the press as The Amazing Mr. Corpse. Fame! Wealth! Groupies! Despite his ghoulish appearance, Stanley finds himself living the dream. But in many ways, it’s harder to be a celebrity than a zombie. The suits behind Project Second Chance want to tell him how to behave in public. There’s constant pressure coming at him from all sides—not to mention that many people consider him a vile blasphemy.
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The Sinister Mr. Corpse
- A Zombie Comedy
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 10-06-22
- Language: English
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Bang Up
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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"You want to pay me to sleep with your wife?" Kirk is extremely surprised by Ralph's proposition. He's even more surprised by the next part: Kirk is supposed to perform badly, to make Ralph look good by comparison. And Julie isn't supposed to know that any of this was planned. It's the kind of offer any smart, sane person would turn down. But this is not a book about smart, sane people. This is "bad decisions spiral out of control" all the way. From the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of Pressure and Dweller comes something lighter, goofier, and way smuttier.
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Bang Up
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 04-08-22
- Language: English
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Deathless
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
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Though Darren Rust is serving a life sentence in prison, Alex Fletcher is desperate to escape the shadow of his former best friend. Darren is a psychopath who thought he’d found somebody who would kill with him, and when he realized he was wrong, he took everything from Alex. Alex is unable to have a normal social life. Until he meets Luna Booth. Alex may not have found his soul mate, but he’s found somebody that he loves spending time with. Somebody who doesn’t mind the nightmarish skeletons in his closet. In fact, she may be too understanding. Too interested.
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Deathless
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Series: Pressure, Book 2
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 05-04-22
- Language: English
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