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Pink Whales
- A Novel
- By: Sara Shukla
- Narrated by: Whitney Dykhouse
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Charlie is already feeling adrift when she relocates to an exclusive town in coastal New England with her mysteriously distant husband, Dev, and their young twins in tow. She hopes the move will recharge her stalled marriage, and she wants her kids to feel like they belong, even if she’s clearly a fish out of water herself. In a strange new world where summer is a verb and both the harbor and the partygoers are awash in a dizzying constellation of pinks and pastels, she’s never felt so confounded or alone. She’ll need more than a preppy handbook to find her way.
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Pink Whales
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Whitney Dykhouse
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 04-06-24
- Language: English
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Amerika
- Narrated by: Deaver Brown
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 18-11-23
- Language: English
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Y/N
- A Novel
- By: Esther Yi
- Narrated by: Greta Jung
- Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s as if her life only began once Moon appeared in it. The desultory copywriting work, the boyfriend, and the want of anything not-Moon quickly fall away when she beholds the idol in concert, where Moon dances as if his movements are creating their own gravitational field; on live streams, as fans from around the world comment in dozens of languages; even on skincare products endorsed by the wildly popular Korean boy band, of which Moon is the youngest, most luminous member. Seized by ineffable desire, our unnamed narrator begins writing Y/N fanfic.
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Y/N
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Greta Jung
- Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 28-03-23
- Language: English
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Reinhardt's Garden
- By: Mark Haber
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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At the turn of the 20th century, as he composes a treatise on melancholy, Jacov Reinhardt sets off from his small Croatian village in search of his hero and unwitting mentor, Emiliano Gomez Carrasquilla, who is rumored to have disappeared into the South American jungle - "not lost, mind you, but retired." Jacov's narcissistic preoccupation with melancholy consumes him, and as he desperately recounts the myth of his journey to his trusted but ailing scribe, hope for an encounter with the lost philosopher who holds the key to Jacov's obsession seems increasingly unlikely.
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Reinhardt's Garden
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 01-11-19
- Language: English
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Tails from the Alley
- A Novel
- By: Ara Tucker
- Narrated by: Amy Gordon
- Length: 3 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Altonio, a housecat with a strategist’s mind and a dictator’s instincts. With her loyal—but chaotic—crew at her side, she rules her brownstone’s backyard kingdom with equal parts grit and grace. There’s Morty, an ambitious alley rat with too much to prove; BABST, a preening pigeon nursing a bruised wing and ego; and Cocktail Hour, her steadfast shiba inu lieutenant.
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Tails from the Alley
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Amy Gordon
- Length: 3 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 26-12-25
- Language: English
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La Métamorphose
- By: Franz Kafka, Dangello Medina - translator
- Narrated by: Deloeuvre Guy
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
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La Métamorphose raconte la troublante transformation de Gregor Samsa en quelque chose de totalement inattendu : «un insecte monstrueux». Ce n’est pas seulement le récit d’un changement physique, mais aussi une réflexion profonde sur l’aliénation, la solitude et le rejet.
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La Métamorphose
- Narrated by: Deloeuvre Guy
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
- Release date: 15-12-25
- Language: French
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Die Verwandlung. Eine Novelle.
- By: Hörbuchzeit, Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
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Die Geschichte schildert das Schicksal von Gregor Samsa, der eines Morgens als Ungeziefer erwacht – und mit der Entfremdung seiner Familie und der eigenen Isolation konfrontiert wird. Kafkas Erzählung ist zugleich beklemmend, grotesk und tiefgründig, eine zeitlose Reflexion über Menschlichkeit, Schuld und Ausgrenzung.
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Die Verwandlung. Eine Novelle.
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 29-10-25
- Language: German
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The World Is Badly Made
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 2
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 15 hrs and 47 mins
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Beyond legend lies a reality so absurd it threatens to invert everything. Oscar Teabag-Dooven, poet by nature, Velvet Paw by necessity, is the only hope for a land on the brink of ignition. Some books brighten the world. This one sets it aflame. In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns supreme. Bedlam threatens to engulf the world—unless Oscar can stop it, which he’s willing to try, provided he has an enormous breakfast first.
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The World Is Badly Made
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 2
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 2
- Length: 15 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 15-10-25
- Language: English
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The Alchemists of Vra
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 3
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 19 hrs and 40 mins
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When dark magic and deceit collide, the biggest threat also becomes the most ridiculous. Forget what you know about heroes: this one’s earless, accident-prone and remarkably ineffective. In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns supreme. With Sinson Rascalion threatening to plunge society into darkness, Oscar Teabag-Dooven is once again thrown into the fray. After stumbling upon the arrogant bard The Dodosette and the beautiful cat Vaasi-Vee, the unlikely trio argue their way across the world to do something about it.
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The Alchemists of Vra
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 3
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 3
- Length: 19 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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With Eyes No Longer Blind
- Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins
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The city of Liebe is gone and Oscar presumed dead. With Tabby Miss Cakes adrift in a crumbling realm of myth and memory, she's not sure what’s real anymore—or if anything ever was. When Oscar reappears, inexplicably alive, the two stumble into a bizarrely wholesome world where people sand horses, kindness is weaponised and no one seems to notice the sky is falling. That’s because a poet is eating reality.
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With Eyes No Longer Blind
- Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 5
- Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
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Oscar Teabag-Dooven, former Velvet Paw of Asquith and occasional poet, is ready to leave the chaos behind. Having faced tendony beasts, collapsing palaces, poetic terrorists, and exploding pastries, he’d much prefer foccussing on the opening night of his theatrical debut. Unfortunately, the world has other ideas.
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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 3, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 6
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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Lasst mich einfach hier sitzen und Yakisoba essen
- By: Kikuko Tsumura, Katja Busson - Übersetzer
- Narrated by: Ann-Kathrin Hinz
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Die Erzählerin in diesem Hörbuch ist müde - von der Arbeitswelt, ihren absurden Ritualen und entfremdenden Herausforderungen. Allerdings entwickeln auch die abseitigsten Anstellungen ihre Tücken - von Läden, die vom Erdboden verschwinden, über mysteriösen Sekten, zu einem Landschaftspark, der von einem Geist heimgesucht scheint. Fast könnte man meinen, das System ist das Problem ...
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Lasst mich einfach hier sitzen und Yakisoba essen
- Narrated by: Ann-Kathrin Hinz
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 31-10-25
- Language: German
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A Masterful Revenge
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
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Oscar Teabag-Dooven, once a Velvet Paw, is all that stands between a fractured universe and total obliteration. But Oscar wanted to be a poet, not a hero, not a destroyer, and certainly not the most loathed animal on the planet. After his avant-garde recital triggers mass death, suspicious reincarnations and catastrophic misunderstandings involving curry, he’s the only one left to blame.
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A Masterful Revenge
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 4, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 7
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 07-10-25
- Language: English
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Lost in the Wonderland
- Three Tales
- By: Elizabeth Fanning
- Narrated by: Rachel Sloane
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
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Lost in the Wonderland is a journey through strange roads, wild rivers, and half-remembered songs. It begins with a botched bank robbery and spirals into a netherworld where music is seeded and rises in the airwaves. When the worlds collide, the spell shatters, leaving the odd, the brave, and the broken-hearted to search for their lost spark, through misguided choices, stolen Christmas nativities, roadside attractions, pills, and flamethrowers. Blending magical realism with mythic undertones, Lost in the Wonderland follows people caught between worlds, driven by longing and the need to belong.
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Lost in the Wonderland
- Three Tales
- Narrated by: Rachel Sloane
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 07-10-25
- Language: English
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The Sight Eater
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
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For Justyna Kowalski, who lost her sight as a child, the world is a map of sounds and textures. So when a freak accident allows her to see by consuming a human eye, she doesn't just embrace the miracle—she starts a spreadsheet. In a gritty, mutated Warsaw where the grotesque has become mundane, she rates each borrowed glimpse of the world for clarity, duration, and side effects, sourcing her supply from a semi-legal food truck called "Eye Scream."
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The Sight Eater
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 03-10-25
- Language: English
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Bitte Nicht Hören!
- Einziger Teil der Bittenichthören-Trilogie
- By: Abrigal, Erik Wikki
- Narrated by: Erik Wikki
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
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Der kostenlose, vom Autor um die Weitschweifigkeit gekürzte, einzige Teil der Bittenichthören -Trilogie. Warum man dieses Hörbuch besser nicht hört, ist leider der Kürzung zum Opfer gefallen. Wer den Grund unbedingt wissen will, greife zur Langfassung. Absurd, aber gut. Wie immer verleiht Erik Wikki jeder Figur eine ganz besondere, charakteristische Stimme. Spannend, kurzweilig und nicht selten zum Schieflachen. Trotzdem. Bitte nicht hören.
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Bitte Nicht Hören!
- Einziger Teil der Bittenichthören-Trilogie
- Narrated by: Erik Wikki
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 10-12-25
- Language: German
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Wasteland Mandala
- Narrated by: Oma Nipa
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 08-12-25
- Language: English
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Soup and Salad Werewolf
- Soup Werewolf
- By: Gerald Rice
- Narrated by: Maggie Weber
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
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Nearly broke and on the run, Lilac regrets getting what he'd wanted most in life: winning Grandmother Harry's Silverbell Soup and Woodworking Award. People hate him everywhere he goes, religious leaders condemn him, politicians want to ban him, children pelt him with rocks. When he finds a haunted house that at first appears abandoned he finds a most distasteful means of redemption.
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Soup and Salad Werewolf
- Soup Werewolf
- Narrated by: Maggie Weber
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
- Release date: 04-12-25
- Language: English
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The Last Channel of Nana Quantum
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: David Hoskin
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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For science teacher Baxter Plink, his grandmother’s funeral was already set to be a grim affair. But he never expected the deceased to wink at him. Or for his own navel to start glowing and projecting holographic replays of his most embarrassing potential deaths for the entire congregation to see. What begins as a personal quantum catastrophe quickly goes viral, becoming a global pandemic of "Quantum Embarrassment" where everyone's deepest regrets and unfulfilled dreams are broadcast from their bellies.
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The Last Channel of Nana Quantum
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- Narrated by: David Hoskin
- Series: The Absurd Quantum Chronicles, Book 3
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 03-12-25
- Language: English
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Quantum Sock Mismatch Mayhem
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Gordon Greenhill
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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When MIT physicist Dr. Velcro Threadbare builds a Sock Singularity Engine to solve the mystery of missing socks, she accidentally tears a hole in the fabric of reality—literally. Now socks across the multiverse have gained sentience, and they're not happy. The matched wage war against the unmatched. A pug named Sir Barksalot becomes the Sock Pope, preaching liberation through deliberate mispairing. Criminal flamingo syndicates trade in celebrity sock radiation.
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Quantum Sock Mismatch Mayhem
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- Narrated by: Gordon Greenhill
- Series: The Absurd Quantum Chronicles, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 11-11-25
- Language: English
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