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Universal Love
- Stories
- By: Alexander Weinstein
- Narrated by: Stephen Bel Davies
- Length: 6 hrs
- Unabridged
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A hypnotic collection of speculative fiction about compassion, love, and human resilience in the technological hyper-age, from Alexander Weinstein, author of Children of the New World. Universal Love welcomes listeners to a near-future world where our everyday technologies have fundamentally...
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Universal Love
- Stories
- Narrated by: Stephen Bel Davies
- Length: 6 hrs
- Release date: 21-01-20
- Language: English
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Tears of the Trufflepig
- A Novel
- By: Fernando A. Flores
- Narrated by: Raul Castillo
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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LONGLISTED FOR THE CENTER FOR FICTION FIRST NOVEL PRIZE. One of Tor.com's Best Books of 2019. "Readers of this breakout work [will leave] thrilled and disoriented in equal measure." --Sam Sacks, The Wall Street Journal One of The Daily Beast's Best Summer Beach Reads of 2019, one of Lit Hub and...
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Tears of the Trufflepig
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Raul Castillo
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 14-05-19
- Language: English
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The Rain Heron
- By: Robbie Arnott
- Narrated by: Jessica Douglas-Henry, Zoe Carides
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Ren lives alone on the remote frontier of a country devastated by a coup. High on the forested slopes, she survives by hunting and trading - and forgetting. But when a young soldier comes to the mountains in search of a local myth, Ren is inexorably drawn into her impossible mission. As their lives entwine, unravel and erupt - as myths merge with reality - both Ren and the soldier are forced to confront what they regret, what they love and what they fear.
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The Rain Heron
- Narrated by: Jessica Douglas-Henry, Zoe Carides
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 02-06-20
- Language: English
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Alice in Wonderland
- Argo Classics
- By: Lewis Carroll
- Narrated by: Jane Asher
- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
- Abridged
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Originally released as vinyl records, these expertly abridged and remastered stories are now available to download. No story captures the uneasy feeling of being in a strange new world quite like Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland. The beloved tale, read by the iconic Jane Asher, sees Alice following a peculiar white rabbit into the bizarre world of Wonderland, where nothing seems to make sense and everything she knows is turned on its head.
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Alice in Wonderland
- Argo Classics
- Narrated by: Jane Asher
- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
- Release date: 17-09-20
- Language: English
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Der Prozess
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Moritz Brendel
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
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Ein Roman von Franz Kafka, gesprochen von Moritz Brendel. Im Mittelpunkt steht der Bankangestellte Josef K., gegen den ein Prozess anhängig ist. Das Gericht agiert im Geheimen, und bis zu seiner Hinrichtung erfährt K. nicht einmal den Grund der Anklage. Ort der Handlung ist eine fiktive deutsche Großstadt. Die Zeit der Handlung stimmt mit ihrer Entstehungszeit überein. Dennoch, die Welt, die er erschaffen hat, scheint weniger als andere literarische Welten an Zeit und Raum gebunden, obwohl sie fest in realistischer Schilderung fundiert ist und von dort immer wieder ins scheinbar Phantastische schweift.
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Der Prozess
- Narrated by: Moritz Brendel
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 19-01-24
- Language: German
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Sólo se muere una vez
- By: Leticia Bianca
- Narrated by: Cecilia Bona
- Length: 2 hrs and 11 mins
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A la protagonista de esta historia le diagnostican una enfermedad extrañísima y le dan 20% de posibilidades de sobrevivir. ¿Qué decide hacer con los últimos seis meses que le quedan? Escribir una novela. Empieza a planificarla y entiende que para tener material para escribirla necesita vivir nuevas experiencias: probar MDMA, robar, tirarse en parapente y tener sexo sadomasoquista. Pero no todo es tan sencillo. Entre desoladores mails a su ex, delirantes reacciones de su familia, una prima que le pide un favor inesperado y reflexiones sobre el feminismo, la trama estalla en un arco narrativo imposible de prever.
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Sólo se muere una vez
- Narrated by: Cecilia Bona
- Length: 2 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 10-01-24
- Language: Spanish
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La Métamorphose
- By: Franz Kafka, Dangello Medina - translator
- Narrated by: Deloeuvre Guy
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
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La Métamorphose raconte la troublante transformation de Gregor Samsa en quelque chose de totalement inattendu : «un insecte monstrueux». Ce n’est pas seulement le récit d’un changement physique, mais aussi une réflexion profonde sur l’aliénation, la solitude et le rejet.
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La Métamorphose
- Narrated by: Deloeuvre Guy
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
- Release date: 15-12-25
- Language: French
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Bitte Nicht Hören!
- Einziger Teil der Bittenichthören-Trilogie
- By: Abrigal, Erik Wikki
- Narrated by: Erik Wikki
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Der kostenlose, vom Autor um die Weitschweifigkeit gekürzte, einzige Teil der Bittenichthören -Trilogie. Warum man dieses Hörbuch besser nicht hört, ist leider der Kürzung zum Opfer gefallen. Wer den Grund unbedingt wissen will, greife zur Langfassung. Absurd, aber gut. Wie immer verleiht Erik Wikki jeder Figur eine ganz besondere, charakteristische Stimme. Spannend, kurzweilig und nicht selten zum Schieflachen. Trotzdem. Bitte nicht hören.
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Bitte Nicht Hören!
- Einziger Teil der Bittenichthören-Trilogie
- Narrated by: Erik Wikki
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 10-12-25
- Language: German
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How to Escape Death
- How to Be a Better Adult, Book 2
- By: Jacque Aye
- Narrated by: Keyonni James
- Length: 3 hrs and 39 mins
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Mona Kitt has it all. A high-powered job at Kline Turner Solutions. Expensive taste. A revolving door of suitors. And… the ability to see the future. This has, of course, afforded her the luxury of staying three steps ahead of everyone around her. She sees future lovers, future opportunities, and future scandals to use as blackmail fodder. But unfortunately for Mona, she also sees Death, and she's in a race against time to save her soul. Can Mona confront her past to change her future?
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How to Escape Death
- How to Be a Better Adult, Book 2
- Narrated by: Keyonni James
- Series: How to Be a Better Adult, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 09-12-25
- Language: English
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Wasteland Mandala
- Narrated by: Oma Nipa
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 08-12-25
- Language: English
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Soup and Salad Werewolf
- Soup Werewolf
- By: Gerald Rice
- Narrated by: Maggie Weber
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
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Nearly broke and on the run, Lilac regrets getting what he'd wanted most in life: winning Grandmother Harry's Silverbell Soup and Woodworking Award. People hate him everywhere he goes, religious leaders condemn him, politicians want to ban him, children pelt him with rocks. When he finds a haunted house that at first appears abandoned he finds a most distasteful means of redemption.
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Soup and Salad Werewolf
- Soup Werewolf
- Narrated by: Maggie Weber
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
- Release date: 04-12-25
- Language: English
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The Last Channel of Nana Quantum
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: David Hoskin
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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For science teacher Baxter Plink, his grandmother’s funeral was already set to be a grim affair. But he never expected the deceased to wink at him. Or for his own navel to start glowing and projecting holographic replays of his most embarrassing potential deaths for the entire congregation to see. What begins as a personal quantum catastrophe quickly goes viral, becoming a global pandemic of "Quantum Embarrassment" where everyone's deepest regrets and unfulfilled dreams are broadcast from their bellies.
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The Last Channel of Nana Quantum
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- Narrated by: David Hoskin
- Series: The Absurd Quantum Chronicles, Book 3
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 03-12-25
- Language: English
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Charlie
- A Novel
- By: Grant Gage, GWA Books
- Narrated by: Steve Stewart's voice replica
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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Charlie has spent years inside a prison that swears it is a theater. One moment he is shackled in a concrete cell; the next, spotlights flare and a director's voice orders him to dance. That director, Robert Cooper, is also the father who never met Charlie's eyes when he was a child, and whose approval still glints just out of reach. Onstage beside Charlie stands Drew Fontaine, a flawless double who shares his face, his age, even his laugh—yet Drew glides through every routine while Charlie stumbles in the shadows.
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Charlie
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Steve Stewart's voice replica
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 16-06-25
- Language: English
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Quantum Sock Mismatch Mayhem
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Gordon Greenhill
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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When MIT physicist Dr. Velcro Threadbare builds a Sock Singularity Engine to solve the mystery of missing socks, she accidentally tears a hole in the fabric of reality—literally. Now socks across the multiverse have gained sentience, and they're not happy. The matched wage war against the unmatched. A pug named Sir Barksalot becomes the Sock Pope, preaching liberation through deliberate mispairing. Criminal flamingo syndicates trade in celebrity sock radiation.
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Quantum Sock Mismatch Mayhem
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- Narrated by: Gordon Greenhill
- Series: The Absurd Quantum Chronicles, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 11-11-25
- Language: English
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Grandma's Illegal Dragon Racing Circuit
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Alice Dodd
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
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Spreadsheets are spells. Dragons are unionized. Nachos are a sacrament. Buckle up. When actuary Ptolemy “Tolly” Blackthorne inherits his grandmother’s scarf—a knitted, contraband probability anchor—he also inherits her secret: a multi-dimensional dragon-racing circuit that runs on risk, wit, and a frankly alarming amount of nacho cheese. Tolly’s talent for modeling disaster was supposed to keep him safe; instead it drafts him into a portal-hopping season where vertical Niagara roars upward, magma judges enforce “Fun is mandatory,” and Mars rovers form a picket line for better dental.
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Grandma's Illegal Dragon Racing Circuit
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- Narrated by: Alice Dodd
- Series: The Absurd Quantum Chronicles, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 11-11-25
- Language: English
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Amerika
- Narrated by: Deaver Brown
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 18-11-23
- Language: English
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Y/N
- A Novel
- By: Esther Yi
- Narrated by: Greta Jung
- Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
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It’s as if her life only began once Moon appeared in it. The desultory copywriting work, the boyfriend, and the want of anything not-Moon quickly fall away when she beholds the idol in concert, where Moon dances as if his movements are creating their own gravitational field; on live streams, as fans from around the world comment in dozens of languages; even on skincare products endorsed by the wildly popular Korean boy band, of which Moon is the youngest, most luminous member. Seized by ineffable desire, our unnamed narrator begins writing Y/N fanfic.
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Y/N
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Greta Jung
- Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 28-03-23
- Language: English
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Tetherlight, Issue Two: The First Connection
- By: Shay DeLeon
- Narrated by: Amy Eberly
- Length: 3 hrs
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Jackson and Rae thought their discovery was already strange enough. But when answers about the scroll leads them into the heart of New Orleans, they uncover a prophecy older than memory—one that speaks of soulmates bound by amulets, and an ancient curse. Madame Aucoin tells them a story of heirs to an ancient burden, but the truth hits harder than any legend: the tether isn’t just myth. It’s in their blood, in their bodies, pulling them toward each other even as it threatens to tear them apart.
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Tetherlight, Issue Two: The First Connection
- Narrated by: Amy Eberly
- Series: Tetherlight, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs
- Release date: 29-10-25
- Language: English
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Rock Gods & Messy Monsters
- The Mind Monsters Series, Book 1
- By: Diane Hatz
- Narrated by: Abby Filsinger
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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First Runner Up, Science Fiction & Fantasy, 2024 Eric Hoffer Award & Grand Prize Shortlist Finalist! Aliens have hatched a rockstar. Brain extractions, falling body parts, and blood-vessel explosions are the norm. Alex’s dream job has turned into a nightmare. What should she do? It's the 1990s. Alex arrives at Acht Records, her improbable blonde hair streaked stress magenta and anger black. Her first duty is to wipe blood off her boss's walls. It goes downhill from there. Rock Gods & Messy Monsters is a humorous story about life inside a record company.
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Rock Gods & Messy Monsters
- The Mind Monsters Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Abby Filsinger
- Series: The Mind Monsters Series, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 29-10-25
- Language: English
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Die Verwandlung. Eine Novelle.
- By: Hörbuchzeit, Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
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Die Geschichte schildert das Schicksal von Gregor Samsa, der eines Morgens als Ungeziefer erwacht – und mit der Entfremdung seiner Familie und der eigenen Isolation konfrontiert wird. Kafkas Erzählung ist zugleich beklemmend, grotesk und tiefgründig, eine zeitlose Reflexion über Menschlichkeit, Schuld und Ausgrenzung.
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Die Verwandlung. Eine Novelle.
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 29-10-25
- Language: German
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