• We Have Champions
    May 21 2026

    This week on Two Left Feet, Marilyn and Rebecca discuss their attempt to enjoy a Eurovision watch-along… only for events to take an unexpected turn when joining in with the routines proves significantly harder than expected.

    Then it’s into a huge week of football.

    The FA Cup is decided, management rumours begin flying, and the title race finally reaches its conclusion as Arsenal and Manchester City battle right to the end. There’s also a look at Bournemouth’s remarkable season and what European football could still mean for them.

    At the other end of the table, the relegation battle remains alive heading into the final day, with West Ham and Tottenham both still under pressure and survival now coming down to one last weekend.

    Plus, a quick-fire round-up of the rest of the action, the race for Europe, and a look ahead to what promises to be a chaotic final day of the season.

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    18 mins
  • Coleslaw Chaos
    May 15 2026

    This week on Two Left Feet, Marilyn and Rebecca attempt a sensible lunch before recording… which quickly turns into absolute chaos involving flying coleslaw, emergency clean-up operations, and questionable decision-making.

    Which, strangely enough, turns out to be a perfect warm-up for another dramatic weekend of Premier League football.

    This episode looks at the latest twists in the title race as Manchester City pile the pressure on Arsenal, while the relegation battle becomes increasingly tense for Tottenham and West Ham.

    There’s also a quick-fire round-up of the rest of the weekend’s action, a look at the latest table standings, and plenty of panic, pressure, and silliness along the way.

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    14 mins
  • Title Twists, Relegation Pressure & European Battles
    May 7 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca are back after another dramatic weekend across the Premier League — and there’s movement everywhere from the title race to the battle for Europe and the fight to stay up.

    This week, they look back at Arsenal and Manchester City trading pressure at the top, with late drama once again playing a huge role in shaping the title picture heading into the final stretch of the season.

    Down at the bottom, Tottenham’s revival continues, Nottingham Forest edge closer to safety, and West Ham find themselves dragged deeper into trouble as the relegation battle tightens once again.

    There’s also a look at the race for European football, with Manchester United strengthening their grip on third place, Bournemouth continuing their impressive push, and several clubs still fighting for those final European spots.

    As always, expect football discussion, confusion, chaos, and analysis that is occasionally more confident than accurate.

    Key Themes:

    • Arsenal and Manchester City title race pressure
    • Tottenham climbing out of danger
    • Nottingham Forest closing in on safety
    • West Ham dragged deeper into trouble
    • Manchester United strengthening their position in third
    • Bournemouth’s European push
    • Tight race for European qualification
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    22 mins
  • The Biscuit Formation
    Apr 30 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca are back after a short break — and they’ve returned with “new coaching knowledge” that may or may not be useful.

    This week’s episode looks back at a huge set of fixtures across the Premier League. The relegation battle is tightening with several teams fighting to stay above the line, while at the top, there was a big opportunity for Arsenal to make a statement as the title race continues to shift.

    The race for Champions League places is just as competitive, with multiple teams pushing for a top-five finish and very little separating them.

    There’s also a look back to the FA Cup, with a major final on the horizon and plenty of excitement building around Wembley.

    And of course, Marilyn and Rebecca share their latest plans — taking their coaching skills into the park for an outdoor session… though outside conditions may prove more challenging than expected.

    Key Themes:

    • Relegation battle intensifying
    • Title race pressure building
    • Champions League places up for grabs
    • FA Cup final preview
    • Coaching course chaos continues
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    18 mins
  • Late Drama, Wolves Revival & Snack Tactics Ahead of the Final
    Mar 19 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca are back with another round of Premier League chaos — and this week delivered late goals, shifting momentum, and a title race that’s starting to tilt.

    Arsenal left it very late to beat Everton and stretch their lead at the top, while Manchester City dropped points at West Ham to give the league leaders even more breathing room. Manchester United strengthened their grip on a Champions League place with a big win over Aston Villa, as Liverpool were denied late on by Tottenham in dramatic fashion at Anfield.

    At the bottom, the tension continues to rise with West Ham, Nottingham Forest and Spurs separated by just a point, while Leeds hover nervously nearby. And just when it looked like their season was done, Wolves continued their unlikely resurgence with another comeback — this time at Brentford.

    There’s also a look ahead to the League Cup final between Arsenal and Manchester City, where Marilyn and Rebecca will be hosting their very own watch-along… complete with a tactical whiteboard that may focus more on biscuits than football.

    Key Themes:

    • Arsenal extending their lead at the top
    • Manchester City slipping further behind
    • Manchester United strengthening their top-four position
    • Liverpool’s late frustration at Anfield
    • Relegation battle tightening dramatically
    • Wolves’ late-season revival
    • League Cup final preview
    • Tactical whiteboard watch-along chaos
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    22 mins
  • Wolves Shock Liverpool, Title Pressure & Seagull Research Plans
    Mar 12 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca return with another midweek review — and this one delivered drama at both ends of the table.

    Wolves stunned the defending champions Liverpool with a last-minute winner to continue their unlikely mini-revival, while Everton finally found a home win and Sunderland edged Leeds in a tense battle near the bottom. Meanwhile Manchester City dropped points in a 2–2 draw with Nottingham Forest, allowing Arsenal to strengthen their position at the top with a composed win away at Brighton.

    Elsewhere, West Ham’s crucial victory over Fulham reshaped the relegation fight, Chelsea surged past Aston Villa in the race for the Champions League places, and Newcastle ended Michael Carrick’s unbeaten run with a dramatic late winner against Manchester United. Tottenham’s difficult run continued with a heavy home defeat to Crystal Palace.

    The episode also checks in on the FA Cup, where lower-league shocks appeared, Wrexham pushed Chelsea all the way, and the quarter-final draw delivered a blockbuster tie between Manchester City and Liverpool.

    And to finish? Marilyn and Rebecca reveal their weekend plans — a peaceful seaside walk that may or may not turn into a scientific study of seagull behaviour and chip-related negotiations.

    Key Themes:

    • Wolves’ shock win over Liverpool
    • Arsenal extending their lead in the title race
    • Manchester City dropping points against Forest
    • West Ham climbing back into the survival fight
    • Chelsea gaining ground in the top-four race
    • FA Cup Round Five drama and quarter-final draw
    • Marilyn & Rebecca’s upcoming seaside “seagull experiment”
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    19 mins
  • Corner Chaos, Wolves Shock & The Relegation Hotline
    Mar 4 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca are back with another chaotic tour through the Premier League weekend — beginning with the small issue of accidentally celebrating a 29th February that didn’t actually exist.

    Football analysis, sideways observations, and the usual dose of chaos — this is Two Left Feet.

    Key Themes:

    • Arsenal maintain their lead in the title race

    • Wolves shock Aston Villa

    • Manchester City keep the pressure on

    • Manchester United climb into third under Carrick

    • Liverpool surge into the Champions League chase

    • Relegation battle tightening between Forest and West Ham

    • The launch of the completely unofficial Relegation Emotional Support Hotline

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    16 mins
  • Derby Drama & Title Pressure
    Feb 25 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca are back to break down another dramatic Premier League weekend — and this one had a bit of everything.

    Arsenal bounced back in style with a huge North London derby win over Spurs to stay five points clear at the top, while Manchester City kept the pressure on after taking advantage of earlier dropped points. Manchester United continued their impressive run under Michael Carrick, strengthening their grip on the top four, and Liverpool stayed right in the Champions League race with another important result.

    Elsewhere, the relegation battle tightened again with crucial games for West Ham and Nottingham Forest, while Brighton and Crystal Palace picked up wins that helped create breathing space from the bottom three.

    Football discussion, chaotic observations, and the usual sideways look at the Premier League.

    Key Themes:

    • Arsenal extend their lead after derby victory

    • Manchester City keeping the title race alive

    • Manchester United’s strong form under Carrick

    • Tightening top-four battle

    • Relegation fight heating up

    • Weekend chaos on and off the pitch

    • Plans for a very questionable February celebration

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    14 mins