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The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Therapy Crouch
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Episodes
  • He Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything!
    Jun 11 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice.


    The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour.


    We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later.


    Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 Introduction

    01:55 Long Distance Relationships

    02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths

    05:10 First Ever Jobs

    08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story

    10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?"

    11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened

    14:10 Honesty In Relationships

    15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned

    16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On

    17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas

    19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy

    20:30 The "Shabba" Debate

    22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans

    23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    25 mins
  • Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!
    Jun 10 2026

    Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer.


    In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears.


    Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit



    00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins

    02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0

    04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗

    07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully"

    11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆

    14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!)

    17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell

    22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches

    24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana

    27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍

    30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory

    33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson

    40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush"

    41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!)


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    43 mins
  • The Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake!
    Jun 4 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age.


    Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no.


    We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game.


    In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 Introduction

    01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession

    03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument

    05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster

    08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No?

    10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story

    12:30 AMA Questions Begin

    13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests

    15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names

    17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster

    20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes

    22:15 More AMA Questions

    24:45 Final Thoughts

    26:19 End


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    26 mins
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A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

Funny, honest and relatable

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The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant

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Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

Absolutely brilliant

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I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

Love it!!

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Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

Light hearted and real!

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