Episodes

  • The Mind-Blowing Difference Between 1 Million & 1 Billion! 🧠💰 Simon’s Inspirational Speech Completely Backfires!
    Jun 24 2026

    Simon wanted to blow the studio's minds with a deeply philosophical look at numbers... but the team had other plans. 📉🤣

    Simon takes the microphone to deliver what he hoped would be a truly inspiring, perspective-shifting chat about the astronomical, hidden gap between one million and one billion. It's a classic thought experiment, but instead of sitting in awe, Lana and Speedy immediately start taking the absolute micky out of his grand speech.

    As Simon fights to keep his inspirational moment alive, Bondy tries his absolute best to stay connected and support him—but even he is hanging on by a thread. Tune in for a brilliant mix of mind-bending math and classic studio chaos!

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    7 mins
  • The Ultimate Humble Pie Moments! Lana’s Mate's US Rental Car Disaster & Caller Sara’s Instant Backpedal Showdown! 🚗🇺🇸🫣
    Jun 24 2026

    Have you ever absolutely let rip at someone in a fit of rage, only to realize the mistake was 100% yours? 😬💥

    Lana shares a hilarious story about her mate over in the USA who got into a massive, heated showdown with a rental car company after she couldn't get her vehicle to work. After throwing down some seriously strong words, she was hit with a brutal reality check—leading to a massive, embarrassing plate of humble pie.

    This sparked an incredible chat with New Zealand about those deeply humbling moments where you've had to aggressively backpedal. Plus, listener Sara calls in with an unbelievable story about a guy who completely lost it at her, only to pull off the fastest, most awkward apology moments later!

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    8 mins
  • Simon’s Cinema Regret! Paying Top Dollar For 'The Sheep Detectives' Only For It To Drop On Amazon Prime! 🐑🎬💸
    Jun 24 2026

    Is there anything worse than paying full price for a movie ticket, only to realize it's streaming at home days later? 🤦‍♂️🍿

    Simon is absolutely fuming after treating himself to a trip to the theatres to see the incredible new film The Sheep Detectives. Just as he finishes raving to the team about how amazing the cinematic experience was, he gets hit with a brutal reality check.

    It turns out, the movie has officially dropped on Amazon Prime Video for all subscribers to watch from the comfort of their own couches! Lana, Speedy, and Bondy have a brilliant laugh at his expense as Simon vents about his hilariously terrible timing.

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    6 mins
  • That’s Slightly Interesting: The Accidental Invention Of Bubble Wrap! 🫧🛋️
    Jun 23 2026

    We all love the pure satisfaction of popping a fresh sheet of bubble wrap, but its original purpose will completely blow your mind! 🤯📦

    Bondy steps back up to the microphone for another cracking edition of That’s Slightly Interesting, arming himself with a bizarre piece of design history. Back in 1957, two inventors weren't trying to revolutionize the shipping and packaging industry at all—they were actually trying to create a textured, easy-to-clean plastic wallpaper!

    Unsurprisingly, the wallpaper idea was an absolute flop, but a brilliant pivot turned it into the packing global powerhouse it is today. The story is so good it secures Bondy a legendary, back-to-back unanimous 3-Yes sweep from Simon, Lana, and Speedy!

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    4 mins
  • Full Show Si & Lana Wed 24 June 26 📻
    Jun 23 2026

    Missed the show this morning? Catch up on every single hilarious, raw, and mind-bending moment from Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club right here! 🎧💥

    On today's massive podcast:

    • Lana’s Leg Liberation: After 6 long weeks following a rugby injury, Lana finally gets her cast cut off. But when she proudly reveals her unshaved leg to the studio, Simon completely loses his mind and screams in pure horror! 🦿😱

    • Liam Lawson’s Emotional Secret: The team reacts to a deeply moving childhood card uncovered by the Kiwi F1 star's parents, exposing the heavy, unspoken sacrifices that ambition can place on a sibling left on the sidelines. 🏎️💔

    • The Million vs. Billion Meltdown: Simon tries to deliver a profound, perspective-shifting inspirational speech about math, but it completely backfires when Lana and Speedy ruthlessly take the micky out of him. 🧠💰

    • The Rental Car Humble Pie: Lana shares a hilarious story about a mate's US rental car disaster that forced her to eat a massive plate of humble pie, prompting caller Sara to share her own instant-backpedal showdown. 🚗🇺🇸

    • That’s Slightly Interesting: Bondy keeps his insane winning streak alive with a brilliant deep dive into how bubble wrap was accidentally invented to be textured wallpaper, scoring a back-to-back unanimous 3-Yes sweep! 🫧🛋️

    • Simon’s Cinema Regret: Simon is absolutely fuming after paying top dollar to see the incredible movie The Sheep Detectives at the theatres, only to discover it just dropped on Amazon Prime for everyone to watch at home for free! 🐑🎬🍿

    • Plus: We check out the massive new movie drops hitting Netflix this week! 🎞️🍿

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    42 mins
  • Lana’s Cast Is Finally Off! Simon Screams In Pure Horror At Her 6-Week Unshaved Leg! 🦿😱🪒
    Jun 23 2026

    After nearly six long weeks of confinement following a brutal rugby injury, Lana’s broken ankle is officially free... but Simon was NOT prepared for the reveal! 🦵🚨 CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VDIEO .

    Late yesterday afternoon, Lana finally got her fiberglass cast cut off. But as she warned us yesterday, weeks of trapped incubation meant things underneath were looking a little... wild.

    Lana proudly rolls up her pant leg in the studio to show off her newly liberated limb, triggering an absolute meltdown from Simon. Listen to him yell and scream in absolute, unfiltered horror at the state of her hairy leg while Lana, Speedy, and Bondy laugh hysterically at his reaction!

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    6 mins
  • Liam Lawson’s Emotional Family Secret: The Heartbreaking Childhood Card From His Brother 🏎️💔 The Reality Of F1 Sacrifices
    Jun 23 2026

    Behind every superstar athlete chasing a global dream is a family dynamic that gets completely reshaped in the process. 😔🏎️ SEE THE VIDEO CLICK HERE.

    Kiwi Formula 1 star Liam Lawson recently revealed a deeply emotional piece of his past after his parents uncovered an old childhood card stashed away at home. Written by Liam's brother when they were growing up, the heartbreaking note revealed a young boy wondering if he should force himself to like motorsport too—solely so their dad would spend more time with him the way he did with Liam.

    Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack this incredibly raw, moving story, reflecting on the heavy, unspoken toll that elite ambition can take on siblings and the beautiful vulnerability of looking back at family history.

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    4 mins
  • All Blacks History! Anton Segner Becomes The First German-Born Player Named In The Squad 🏉 The Team Reacts!
    Jun 23 2026

    A truly historic day for New Zealand rugby, and an absolute dream path to the black jersey that nobody could have ever predicted! 🖤🌍

    The studio dives straight into the massive news out of the newly announced squad, where Blues loose forward Anton Segner has officially made history. Having first arrived in New Zealand from Frankfurt on a short high school exchange as a 15-year-old, the 24-year-old has completely defied the odds to become the very first German-born player ever selected for the All Blacks.

    Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy celebrate this monumental sports milestone, look back at his incredible journey from captaining Nelson College to leading the Blues, and unpack exactly what his selection means for the national game.

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    1 min