• What We've Been Playing (Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced, Star Fox, Rhythm Heaven Groove)
    Jul 10 2026

    Our monthly attempt to make a normal video games podcast.


    Games played this week: Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced, Star Fox, Rhythm Heaven Groove, Duskfade, Super Scram Kitty, Dimhaven - The Lost Source, Virtue and a Sledgehammer (mistakenly referred to by Samuel multiple times as 'Virtue is a Sledgehammer', the buffoon).


    Here's the thread on naming games by Hannah Flynn, as discussed at the end of this episode.

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Games Court – Judge Castle Decides Edition
    Jul 3 2026

    The worst format in podcasting is back, fresh from the Castle Island Backrooms. This time, we've got even more moral conundrums for Judge Castle to figure out.


    Find the image referenced in this episode here.

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Two Giant Men Play Grand Theft Auto V
    Jun 26 2026

    Our irregular GTA series reaches its finale with the most recent game in the series: 2013's Grand Theft Auto 5. From the heists to the torture mission, what holds up well in 2026?


    This week's music is from the GTA 5 soundtrack by Tangerine Dream.

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    3 hrs and 5 mins
  • The First-Person Draft (with Jeremy Peel)
    Jun 19 2026

    10 categories, 30 picks – time for another draft, this time about first-person shooters and related games. Vote for the winner here. We'll update this post with who picked what later today.

    These are the 10 categories:



    1. Single-player shooter
    2. Multiplayer shooter
    3. Sim (including immersive sim)
    4. Game with emphasis on movement or platforming
    5. Narrative or horror game
    6. Game from the last 5 years
    7. RPG
    8. Free pick
    9. Wild card (has to be below 80 on Metacritic)
    10. Game with notable first-person animations (either involving your hands or the faces of other characters)

    This is the Deus Ex: Invisible War-like game Jeremy referenced during this episode.

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    2 hrs and 37 mins
  • Our 10 Most Anticipated Games from Summer Games Fest 2026
    Jun 12 2026
    We all survived another week-plus of marketing livestreams! These were our picks of the best upcoming games, including our thoughts on the PlayStation, Xbox and Nintendo showcases.

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    2 hrs and 1 min
  • Mina the Hollower, Onimusha: Way of the Sword, Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight + Mailbag
    Jun 4 2026
    Bond is done! Now for some other great games that landed in May, plus the new Onimusha demo.

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Two Giant Men Play 007 First Light
    May 28 2026

    It's here – the James Bond game we've been waiting almost six years for! How much Hitman is in First Light? And how successfully does IO borrow from Naughty Dog? We discuss these subjects and many more across almost two hours.


    We've done our best to keep this episode free of spoilers. You'll hear about none of the major story beats in this one.

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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • Forza Horizon 6, Mixtape, Titanium Court + Mailbag
    May 22 2026
    A What We've Been Playing and Mailbag combo episode, also featuring our own personal versions of a Mixtape-style music compilation. And a profane joke about chimneys.

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    2 hrs and 11 mins