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Squawk Global

Squawk Global

By: Kyle Kaplanis | Emily Vincent
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Squawk Global is a podcast giving parrots a global voice.

As parrots have risen in online fame, we’ve all seen the beauty and the joy, but we’ve also seen the crisis it can fuel. Impulse buying, misinformation, overwhelmed rescues, and birds paying the price.


This show is our commitment to do better.


We sit down with rescues, vets, educators, and creators for real conversations about parrot health, behavior, enrichment, and responsible ownership. No fluff. No fantasy. Just the truth, the lessons, and the stories that help birds live safer, happier lives.


If you love parrots and want to be part of the solution, you’re in the right place.

Kyle Kaplanis | Emily Vincent
Episodes
  • The Truth About Special Needs Parrots: Why Personality Trumps Performance
    Apr 24 2026

    In this moving episode of Squawk Global, Kyle Kaplanis and Emily Vincent sit down with Jennifer, the caretaker of Sammy and Thumper, two African Gray parrots who prove that "special needs" doesn't mean broken. Despite losing their toes as hatchlings and lacking the "performer" traits many seek in parrots, these brothers have found a flourishing life that challenges the industry's obsession with perfection.


    • Resilience Over Perfection: Sammy and Thumper were the last birds left at their rescue because they couldn't be handled and didn't talk. Jennifer discusses the importance of seeing past physical disabilities to respect a bird's complex soul.


    • The Story of "Ballerina Feet": The brothers lost their toes in the nest due to overzealous preening by their parents, likely caused by stress or inexperience. Jennifer describes their unique "ballerina feet" and how they have adapted remarkably well to their environment.


    • Adaptive Care & Innovations:

      • The Fireman Slide: Because they cannot grip traditionally, the birds use their beaks to clamp onto objects or slide down their cages—a move Jennifer calls the "fireman slide".


      • Cage Setups: Their habitat features horizontal bars, flat perches, and heavy padding with paper towels to prevent injury during frequent, unpredictable falls.


      • Health Maintenance: Without claws to clean their own nares (nostrils), Jennifer must take them for professional nasal flushes to clear out dust and debris.


    • The "Talking Parrot" Myth: The hosts and Jennifer tackle the "dark side" of the parrot industry—the disappointment owners feel when a bird doesn't talk. Jennifer emphasizes loving birds for their unique personalities rather than their ability to perform.


    • The Power of Community: Jennifer shares how her social media page has connected her with hundreds of other owners of disabled birds, providing a platform for education that even some veterinarians haven't encountered.


    Sammy

    • The "sweet" brother; slightly more independent but loves music.
    • Loves cardboard shredding, whistling, and "good air" when he chooses to fly.


    Thumper

    • The "ham" of the flock; very attached to Jennifer.
    • Loves wood-destroying toys and jamming out to "Thunder" by Imagine Dragons.


    "Intelligent isn't always loud and special needs doesn't mean broken." — Kyle Kaplanis


    "They're beings that rely on you and they're part of your family. They're not something that you're just gonna give up... they're not there to be your temporary entertainment." — Jennifer


    • Follow the Boys: Find Jennifer, Sammy, and Thumper on Instagram @twograyguys.


    • Listen to Gizmo’s Song: "Who Let the Birds Out" by Jetty Rachers (available on Spotify and Apple Music).


    • Support & Education: Learn more about avian rescue and responsible guardianship through visiting us at squawkglobal.com

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    34 mins
  • The Global Cage: Unmasking the "Companion Bird" Industry with Little Beaks Sanctuary
    Apr 15 2026

    In this episode of Squawk Global, Kyle and Emily are joined by Fiona, the founder of Little Beaks Sanctuary in Perth, Australia. Fiona shares the "unfiltered truth" behind her decade-long journey evolving from a budgie lover to the operator of a registered sanctuary that provides a permanent home for birds discarded by the industry.


    We dive deep into the disturbing realities of the pet trade, including the "disposal" of birds with deformities that shops and breeders deem "un-sellable". Fiona exposes the deceptive marketing of "hand-raised" birds, explaining how wing clipping is often used to simulate tameness in terrified babies.


    The conversation also tackles the devastating emotional toll on both the animals and their caretakers, highlighting the high suicide rates among avian veterinarians who witness preventable suffering daily. From the unique "Weiros" of Western Australia to the global crisis of "post-COVID" surrenders, this episode challenges every listener to ask: Is bird captivity for their benefit, or just our own?.


    • The "Un-sellable" Truth: Fiona discusses how birds with disabilities or deformities are often killed by breeders or disposed of by shops because they lack commercial value.


    • The Clipping Lie: A critical look at how wing clipping hinders physical development and is used to keep "tame" birds from fleeing.


    • A Sanctuary, Not a Shelter: Why Little Beaks refuses to adopt birds out, choosing instead to prioritize the stability of the flock and the peace of mind of surrendering guardians.


    • Veterinary Crisis: A somber discussion on the mental health crisis within the avian veterinary field due to the trauma of treating mistreated captive birds.


    • What is a "Weiro"? Learning about the West Australian term for the cockatiel, derived from indigenous language.


    • The Ethics of Captivity: The team discusses why birds—even small species like budgies—should never have been made captive due to their complex social and flight needs.


    Connect with Little Beaks:

    • Website: www.littlebeaks.org


    • Social Media: Find them on Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn.


    • Email: info@littlebeaks.org


    Did this episode change your perspective on bird ownership?

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    31 mins
  • Parrot Mills Exposed! The Unsolvable Paradox of the Exotic Pet Trade
    Apr 8 2026

    The Wild Cannot Be Manufactured.

    On paper, the laws protecting exotic birds in Germany and the United States look rigorous—idealized attempts to mandate the conditions of the wild using the rigid language of federal law. But a law is only as strong as its enforcement. In this hard-hitting investigative episode, we peel back the "clinical" curtain of the Animal Welfare Act to reveal the hollow reality of the multi-billion dollar exotic pet trade.


    From undercover investigations into high-volume breeding mills to the front lines of global conservation, we explore the "unsolvable paradox" of the parrot industry: the attempt to treat a complex, sentient biological organism like a factory widget.


    In this episode, we cover:

    • The Hollow Law: How breeders exploit "telemedicine" loopholes to bypass physical veterinary exams, and why inspectors often turn a blind eye to horrific conditions to protect the financial viability of breeders.


    • The 80% Failure Rate: Why 8 out of 10 parrots are rehomed within the first three years due to "false expectations" set by social media and a lack of owner education.


    • Biological Mismatch: Why the standard human home—filled with Teflon pans and ceiling fans—functions as a hazardous cage for an animal evolved to fly miles every day.


    • The "Desert of Parrots": The devastating global impact of poaching, including the 1.3 million African Greys taken from the wild in the last 40 years.


    • The Safety Net: The systemic collapse of the rescue system and the desperate need for a "Parrot Pension Plan" to provide for birds that outlive their owners.


    Featured Voices:

    • Pete Paxton: Director of Investigations at SEED, revealing firsthand accounts of "bird mills" with 3,000 parrots in cramped, rusted wire cages.


    • Dr. LoraKim Joyner: Wildlife Veterinarian (One Earth Conservation) on the 40-year "parrot crisis" and the loss of ancient traditions in countries of origin.


    • Dr. Rachel Siu & Dr. Noémie Hoffman: Exotic veterinarians detailing the "seed junkie" health crisis and the psychological toll of wing clipping.


    • Judith Tennant: Executive Director of Parrot Partners Canada, on the "Rehoming Roulette" and the impending "Baby Boomer" ownership crisis.


    Take Action:We are trying to solve a biological problem with paperwork. The only real solution starts with you.


    • Choose the ethical path: Adopt, don't shop. Don't buy, sell, or breed.


    Resources:

    • SEED Undercover Investigations

    • International Alliance for the Protection of Parrots (IAPP)

    • One Earth Conservation

    • Parrot Partners Canada


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    12 mins
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