Back from the Porch and straight into the nightmare — a Newport storyteller show for liberals, a month-long dealership hostage situation, and the hotel industry's war on your dignity. Then we get into it: the Supreme Court dumped a pile of end-of-term rulings all at once, so we break down birthright citizenship in Trump v. Barbara (and why "it's not the baby's fault" is secretly an argument for total socialism), the Monsanto failure-to-warn case and the corporate immunity loop it creates, plus the campaign finance, trans sports, and presidential removal-power decisions. Also: a life-saving PSA about the summer diarrhea parasite, France blaming America for its own heat wave, Trump's billion-dollar crypto year, the incredible shrinking Iran MOU, and a Twitter Clip Theater closer featuring an MK Ultra hearing, Thomas Massie turning the tables on a Fox reporter, Pam Bondi refusing to admit Coca-Cola isn't nutritious, and the great 350-foot reflecting pool gash mystery.PORCHTOUR.com - upcoming showsRobbernsteinmerch.com - Tees and stuffwww.robbernsteincomedy.com - support the show and watch the extended showSPONSORS:Sheath.com (Promocde: RYM)

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- Lady who stole a garbage can

- Trump's botched pool job or vandalism

- Are you getting charged more then other people for goods online?

- Tulsi Gabbard/ Fauci

- Iran war coverage

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The war's over — or there's a "memorandum of understanding," which apparently lets you end a war without resolving anything and still get celebrated for it. First, the nonsense: employees who just stare at you, Delta's baggage-claim betrayal in Minnesota, and Seamless getting officially condemned. Then UFC at the White House, the Iran deal read line by line, Gabbard's Ukraine bio lab receipts, censorship in England, my theory of society, and whether Jim Jordan will ever turn the criminal-informant question back on the FBI.

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The show's back after a week off, and the host has come to terms with the fact that being productive on weekends is what kills the podcast — so it's back to living like a slob for the good of the audience. Quick update on the move off StreamYard to all-OBS, a Porch Tour recap from Detroit where the crowd turned out to personally know half the Whitmer kidnapping plotters, and then the real story: the Iran war has looped all the way back to "Bridge and Tunnel Day," a ceasefire so durable that both sides keep bombing each other through it.

From there: Trump's pitch to rename the country "Trump USA" until he's out of office, a libertarian argument for letting people review medications like movies on Rotten Tomatoes, the quietly walked-back tariffs on tractors and steel, the FBI's business of manufacturing domestic terror plots, and Todd Blanche insisting there's no immunity clause for Trump and his sons while a congresswoman reads him the immunity clause.

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Cold open news intro. Followed by the latest in Iran, the seeming DT walk back and you can totally trust them now, they learned their lesson after my spanking. After that we've got the latest nonsense news including Daylight Savings time, Trump Seeing A doctor and more. Closing out the show with NYC Gov supermarkets, Abrego Garcia charges dropped, cops writing tickets to handless drivers and Republican senators mad about the J6 Fun.

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Robbie the Fire is joined by Kyle Anzalone of the Kyle Anzalone Show and Antiwar.com for a wide-ranging conversation on conspiracies, war reporting, and the state of the Iran conflict.

We open with recent fringe stories — a journalist claiming to be targeted by directed energy weapons after reporting on Epstein's Zorro Ranch, the reality behind Havana syndrome and sonic weapons, the cluster of "missing scientists," and why the government keeps quietly feeding the alien/UAP disclosure narrative. Robbie lays out his FBI entrapment theory ahead of his live show, and we dig into the recent Iran-linked assassination plot cases (Asif Merchant, Farhad Shakeri, Saad Dawood Al-Saedi).

From there it's a full war briefing: where Russia-Ukraine actually stands, Biden's NATO weapons-transfer scheme, Russia's shift toward hitting decision-making centers in Kiev, depleted Western interceptor stocks, and how the Iran war is draining US munitions. Plus the real sticking points in the Iran negotiations — the Strait of Hormuz "maintenance fee," Lebanon and Hezbollah, the nuclear enrichment fight — and a frank conversation about Trump's cognitive decline and what comes next.

Catch Kyle on the Kyle Anzalone Show. Come see Robbie on the road — jokes and the full FBI entrapment documentation in the live show.

The debut edition of THE NONSENSE TIMES hits the press — Trump pays himself $1.776 billion to apologize for being the government, a 94-year-old gets indicted as a pretext for war, and the Defense Department drops UFO files while the country quietly fights two wars.

Then: Trump's six-level subterranean palace, Iran handing out AK-47s on state TV, the IRGC busting US arms shipments into Iraqi Kurdistan, Tulsi Gabbard resigning as DNI, the Strait of Hormuz blowup, and a Creative Solutions blueprint introducing the Mega-Fan 9000 and the Trump Docking Station.

Plus Jim Jordan grilling the SPLC over $3 million in funds to white supremacist groups,

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Trump posts an AI image of himself perp-walking a chained alien — one cuff, no caption, total chaos — while the New York Post tries to convince subway riders that four alien species have been pulled from crashed UFOs (the source: an 89-year-old who didn't see anything but believes the people who told him). The Epstein "suicide note" finally turns up, Rob runs through every unanswered question that note doesn't fix, and FBI Director Cash Patel apparently went snorkeling at Pearl Harbor — the scandal nobody will take credit for.

Plus: Trump's $750M in stock trades and the conflicts of interest behind them, the Cars for Kids charity that wasn't funding the kids, the COVID origins hearing where senators openly admit there's no way to hold the intelligence agencies accountable, and a pitch for "Denters" — the dent-friendly car brand.

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