Episodes

  • Second Helpings - Fellatios 'n Shit
    Apr 17 2026

    This week on Second Helpings, Jackie (with a BOUQITUE FLU) and MJ are talkin' mid life crisis's, Jackie watched "Malcom in the Middle" for the first time in honor of the reboot, and loved it. The Muppet Rockin' Roller Coaster is openin' and hopefully it's not just a reskin of the defunct Aerosmith ride, MJ's horrifying doorbell makes a cameo, and the guy on "Love Overboard" is STILL a child therapist and STILL vexed by his obsession with tig ole bitties, also spoilers abound!! Alix Earle and Alex Cooper are FIGHTIN' and it's the perfect Bechdel Test cause ain't no man involved, then Jackie started watchin' "Margo's Got Money Troubles" and says check it out, PLUS EVEN MORE!

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • How Dare You w/ Seena Ghaznavi
    Apr 16 2026

    This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Seena Ghaznavi and Jackie wants errryone to play with 'er dingaling! The parents are celebratin' toilet times and teachin' chants that are STILL relevant to everybody, then we're talkin' 'bout different toilet times with COACHELLA NEWS! Which just proves those Krazy Kardashians are EXTREMELY outta touch, Jackie's opinion gets swayed on that very stripped-down $10mil performance by The Bieber that was clearly a ripoff of Jackin', Sabrina Carpenter did a great job headlinin' but made an UH-OH that was causin' discourse online. Katy Perry is currently being investigated for sexual assault allegations from Ruby Rose, heads up about readin' the description that was posted about it. Then in AN ABRUPT TURN WE ALL NEED, we got a list of "10 Actors Who Said "No" To Filming Sex Scenes, Vs. 10 More Who Have Gone Full Commando Onscreen", blinds that give a lil 2 much credit, a Jackie's Snackies full of gummy gaggin' @ 1:17:16.056 plus an MJ's Minute Munchies that reminds us why chicken is not pretzels @ 1:27:19.813 until 1:31:26.577, plus even more on this week's Page 7!

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Second Helpings - We Need Sexier Numbers
    Apr 10 2026

    This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ kick things off by discussing the continued existence of "Cherry Poppin' Daddies" and the differences of ska and neo swing, MJ's terrified of the rehabin' happenin' with Nickelback, but that don't mean they ain't watchin' the new ridiculous Megan Thee Stallion x Nickelback butt-rock collab for Cheetos Flamin' Hot Crunchy Dill Pickle Cheese Flavored Snacks, Jackie's cryin' in her claws after singin' her heart out at the Victor Jones concert she attended last night and gettin' a renewed faith in humanity, and MJ converted Gideon with an ambushed watching of "Love Overboard" so they could properly explain the reality show to us all! Jackie went to see "They Will Kill You" and thought it was great, Alec Baldwin got roasted by his own daughter over his age gap with Hilaria, Ina Garten is on tour and the tickets are goin' fast, and Jackie makes a call for numbers to get sexier. Ryan Coogler has been announced as the producer for a new "Animorphs" series, Michael B. Jordan is attached to produce an Amazon TV version of "Fourth Wing", and Jackie gives a breakdown of "The Drama." Last weekend was easter so Nick Cannon got to wear his real face for a single day, MJ had to field some awkward questions from the kids, Artemis II has given us new images of the moon, and even more on this week's Second Helpings!

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • The Shadow of Twilight w/ Kara Klenk
    Apr 9 2026

    This week MJ and Jackie are joined by Kara Klenk, to goss' 'bout the rewatch of "Desperate Housewives" Jackie and MJ are doin', Sarah Michelle Gellar is on a media tour for "Ready Or Not 2" and spillin' some fun tea on how Freddie Prinze Jr "accidentally" destroys all technology near him! Jackie has a wonderful time watching "The Drama" and that Zendaya and RBats are great in it, which leads to a trip down Twilight memory lane, including Jackie reveals her secret Twilight tattoo to Kara, much to her chagrin while giving her flashbacks to her MTV social media manager days! Then there's even more Jen Shaw drama, and Kara brings up some drama from the Bravo series "Summer House", and then it's time for some talk 'bout the unfortunate continued existence of "SLOMW." Then it's on to THE LIST of couples who were DESTROYED by the court of public opinion, the blindz, and a fruity chewy Jackie's Snackies that contains NO WINE or WHINE @ 1:15:08.563 and a very confusing MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:26:09.000 that runs til @ 1:32:22.198, plus even more on this week's Page 7!

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Second Helpings - Look At It And Cry
    Apr 3 2026

    This week on Second Helpings we're all celebratin' as Celine Dion is comin' back to us now (but sans the ghost implications) with the announcement of a new Paris tour! Kathie Lee Gifford says the golden years are more of a grey epoch, but that's not stoppin' her from cranking out non-fiction bible books! Up next is some SLOMW chat, including the male casts members making their own surveillance state, Jen Shah did an interview straight outta prison and includes a very lengthy non-apology for destroying elderly lives, Jackie went to see "Ready or Not 2" and Sarah Michelle Gellar is great, Jackie and MJ ask the zoomer listeners if they care about Matthew Lillard, and Selena Gomez is makin' ice cream with a nod to her dirty footed beau, Jeopardy disappoints with a special YouTube series, plus even more in this scoop o' Second Helpings! Happy Springsgiving to all!

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • English Boyhood w/ Jake Young
    Apr 2 2026

    This week Page 7 is joined by LPN's Very Special Boy Jake Reacher (née Young) to goss' 'bout the terrors of middle school and MJ's here to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT on his relationship with Right Said Fred, John Cena had to give TikTokist Harry Daniels a crash course in manners, speaking of which this leads into a discussion on the societal implications of the Jack Reacher videos. In lighter news, Shaq himself said Big Diesel DIDN'T send those noxious DMs to Sabrina Carpenter but Shaq Truther Jake has got some conspiracy theories since the only ones backin' him up are makin' moooooney, Jackie's just tryin' to make everyone care about the KitKat heist! Then we got a list of some good ole' Scandalous Celebrity FACTS! Blindz that demand some memory retention from last week. Next we got an international Jackie's Snackies, thanks to a very thoughtful Jackin' chatter, starting @ 1:04:01.696 (with bonus Jake Teacher info dump) followed by an MJ's Minute Munchies copy pasta from last week (also thanks for a very kind listener!) starting @ 1:10:44.609, and FINALLY a bonus Jakey's Slakeys that transcends coasts @ 1:13:49.536 all til @ 1:25:49.139, plus even more on this week's Page 7!

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Second Helpings - Quirky Mormon Thriller
    Mar 27 2026

    This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are sadly NOT joined by the Male Feminist Gentleman Supreme, but they certainly got the goss' and drama this ep! MJ starts off by sharin' their PhD dissertation after their marathon catch-up of "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives". Speakin' of a different kind of body horror, Jackie highly recommends "Ugly Step Sister" and listening to "Sign of the Times" by Harry Styles. Jackie also just started the newest season of "Last One Laughing". Adam AND Jackie watched MJ's Alfred Hitchcock rec, "Rope" and looooved it, even if Jackie was judgin' hard at first, plus MJ and Jackie give honest opinions on Kombucha and the whole "Probiotic" trend products. MJ gives a disappointingly unsexy rundown of "Chocolate Cream Pie Murder", Jackie and MJ get into the nightmare that is the KFC Pickle Puffer, Jackie had some of the best chocolate she's ever had thanks to a listener, and MJ also got some awesome jerky from a listener! All that, AND MORE on this week's Second Helpings!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Execute Him w/ Holden McNeely
    Mar 26 2026

    This week the ex-cheese lord himself Holden McNeely stops by after a week BURSTING with pop culture news as we're discussin' the $27m lawsuit bein' brought against comedian Learnmore Mwanyenyeka after he made a viral joke about the "Lion King"'s theme songs true meaning, we're all transitioning to talk SERIOUS about Taylor Frankie Paul and Holden keeps callin' for women to be CAGED, Jackie's got nothin' but good things to say about "Project Hail Mary!" The footage of Justin Timberlake's DWI arrest has been released and "it's complicated", Jackie relives the death of the Buffy reboot, next it's on to the recent Chappell Roan drama involving an 11 year old fan, and then a list of celebs who spend a lotta money and 11 who are livin' a more fruuuugal life! The blindz, and then from 1:06:53.244 to 1:14:55.246 an extra cheesy Jackie's Snackies and MJ's Minute Munchies that got us ALLLL MIXED UP, plus even more on this week's Page 7!

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    1 hr and 20 mins