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NRL Hellmouth

NRL Hellmouth

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A PODCAST ABOUT RUGBY LEAGUE, ALLEGEDLY.

God made rugby league, but the circus around the game comes straight from Satan’s bumhole.

Join us in the Hellmouth as we forgo all serious analysis and plunge horns-first into the stupidity of NRL culture.

From club statements and bunker blunders to the ridiculous characters that make rugby league the greatest show on earth, this is NRL Hellmouth.

Visit us at nrlhellmouth.com

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Episodes
  • Weekend at Kodi's
    Apr 15 2026

    In this episode:

    • Give up at 20: who did it, who didn't, who should have?

    • 50+ point aggregate scores have no place in an adult diet

    • The epidemic of naughty boys

    • AJ gets engaged (but it's controversial!)

    • State of Origin at Coachella

    • A shout-out to a very special Dragons Facebook group

    • The Bears have named their mascot and it's absolutely ridiculous

    • Great moments in the greatest game of all: the first HIA

    This episode brought to you by Foran's Twenty Pies.


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    58 mins
  • Reggie Rabbit on the Fury Road
    Apr 8 2026

    In this episode:

    • Life pro tip: Give up at 20 (points, not years)

    • Dan hosts rugby league-related workshops at an alternative lifestyle festival

    • Anasta and Chammas's park bench rendezvous is highly sus

    • Where is James Tedesco's arse this season?

    • The Knights' hi-vis jersey, and other employment-focused playing strips

    • How the NRL can help with the fuel crisis

    • James shares a hilarious and extremely relatable observation about the Dragons' spine

    • Our first fan mailbag!

    This episode brought to you by Smells Like Team Spirit, the new unisex fragrance from supercoach Shane Flanagan.

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    54 mins
  • Anointing the feet of Foran
    Apr 1 2026

    In this episode:

    • The Brookvale Bloodbath: Arise, Sir Foran

    • Brett White has some weird thoughts about beer pong

    • The fan experience: Can horseshoes succeed where rally towels have failed?

    • Fantasy V'Landys: Stopping the six-agains

    • Dante's 3rd circle of NRL Hell: Gluttony

    • Isaiah Iongi's perfect spliff gets a shoutout in parliament

    • Some investigative journalism!

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    58 mins
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