SUMMARY: An NFL coach holding hands with a sports reporter sparks a debate about sports being scripted. Jacob gets an 'emergency' phone call about his mother. The boys talk about brushing teeth in the shower. Matt and Jacob have problems with their phones. Plus, 'Am I the Asshole?' in Scoop Mail and a 'Macabre Master' Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Casey Webb joins us from New Orleans, reflecting on his time with 'Man v. Food' and on how much the business has changed since. Along with creating Casey Webb’s Inferno NJ Style Hot Sauce and Honey, Casey is working on a new podcast. Also, we learn that middle schoolers are terrible sports fans, Matt explains The Penis Game to Paul, and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Jacob has gifts for Matt and Paul. It's Matt's birthday, and the family goes out for teppanyaki and yogurt. Hair stylists don't know who Judi Dench is. Jacob goes to a Golden Knights game and sits near a couple disappointed with their seats. Plus, Matt undeservedly sees David Byrne, Paul riffs teppan-yuk'es, and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Nug Nahrgang brings AEW's RJ City to the show! We talk about RJ's career swing from wrestling to stand-up comedy and what they have in common. Paul asks whom in the AEW roster is best suited to other professions. Plus, RJ meets the guy who was bequeathed Wayland Flowers' "Madam" doll, the awkwardness of well-intentioned racism, and a group-themed Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Jacob gets his eyebrows done again. On a flight home, Matt sits next to a guy who takes off his shoes. What comedy would we choose to watch before getting shot? Jacob talks with an old tech hand. Plus a Scoopardy. Tickets for Shakespeare the Musical at the Fallout Fringe Festival are on sale at https://www.crowdwork.com/e/shakespeare-the-musical.

SUMMARY: We have Patreon laments. Paul smells like dumpster juice after eating a snack. Jacob has a follow-up on a traveler down on their luck. Matt uses tinfoil to connect with an audience member who doesn't like magic shows. Paul has opinions on people who don't maintain flag displays. And a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: A truck runs into the Main Street Casino, and The Magic Castle catches fire. Matt's back on a cruise ship with an update on Pint of Plain. Jacob hasn't been sleeping of late when he's not insulting Home Depot employees. What are the deets on crossbow acts? Also, Smitty Scoop goes to court and a Scoopardy!

SUMMARY: Matt's backing out of cruise ship gigs to stay home with the family, but not all of them; could Jacob sub for the rest? Was Matt able to make 'The Duke Call' while out at the movies? Paul discusses 'The Backrooms' phenomenon. At the Rio, Brogan has an incident! Plus a movies Scoopardy.