Welcome back to another wild episode of Locked & Probably Loaded with your hosts DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart, joined by producer Isaac Abrams! In this episode, DJ returns from an emotional weekend at Yellow City Comic-Con in Amarillo, Texas, and opens up about his upcoming parade appearance in Calgary where he's getting the keys to the city. He shares his anxiety about JFK comparisons and his deep love for the convention circuit. Kelly and DJ dive into their Puerto Vallarta obsession — recounting hilarious stories about terrible resort food (feta in a quesadilla?!), persistent geckos, and why they keep going back despite culinary disasters. They rant about AI-generated Google misinformation and the realities of "all-inclusive" pricing that still cost $120 at happy hour. The conversation shifts to fashion as DJ proposes "The Uniform Store" — a clothing line for adults who want reliable, non-cropped hoodies and affordable jeans. They discuss the wastefulness of celebrity fashion culture and LA's impossible trends. Things get real discussing family dynamics, aging parents, and DJ's revelation that he's "no longer afraid of dying." They reflect on unexpected podcast growth including listeners in Mexico and urge everyone to engage on social media. Packed with passionate commentary on Hollywood Boulevard's decline, corporate takeover of LA, vacant storefronts, and why LA needs NYC-style rent control. Plus laughs, existential musings, nostalgia for early 2000s LA, and tequila-fueled tangents! Don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscribe! Join our Patreon for early episodes, bonus content, and live happy hours. Email: probablyloadedpod@gmail.com or call (323) 272-3908. First-time Patreon supporters get three months free! Chapters:

00:00:00 — Intro & mic banter

00:00:21 — DJ returns from Yellow City Comic-Con; sadness & travel plans

00:01:33 — Getting the key to Calgary / white hat stories 00:03:06 — Convention friendships & responsibility to fans 00:04:49 — Mentoring young actors (Owen & Sarah Lawrence)

00:08:18 — Family, responsibility, and care homes

00:11:49 — Oversharing regret & podcast audience surprises

00:16:08 — Love for Puerto Vallarta & resort food complaints

00:22:25 — Gecko in the pool story

00:26:03 — My Name Is Earl nostalgia & acting anecdotes 00:28:49 — Fashion rant: "The Uniform Store" idea 00:35:31 — Ask listeners to engage on socials / Patreon pitch

00:37:01 — "Not afraid to die" moment & Hollywood happy hour recap

00:44:04 — Tequila happy hour bill & Hollywood Boulevard observations

00:46:18 — Urban decay, vacant storefronts & corporatization of LA

00:51:51 — Nostalgia for local, original businesses vs. chain takeover 00:53:37 — Dark jokes, suicide pacts & unexpected updates

00:54:24 — Patreon follow-up & sign-off

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A lively episode of Loaded Pod with D.J., Kelly, Isaac and guests — opening banter and improv, reactions to recent documentaries (FLDS/false prophet, Lou Pearlman/boy bands), a deep discussion of Below Deck season 5 and problematic cast behavior, a two-part listener call from Ivy about her best man’s arrest and wedding drama, quick takes on the Mike Vrabel/Diana Rasini story and The Boys season, practical socializing advice for a listener’s shy sister, updates about hosts’ lives and Patreon plugs. Mix of humor, blunt advice, and heartfelt moments about family and reconciliation. Chapter markers: 00:00:00 — Intro & theme song hijinks

00:01:00 — Documentary talk: FLDS / Warren Jeffs

00:05:00 — Lou Pearlman, boy bands & industry scams

00:08:30 — Upcoming collab with Brad Williams & JB

00:10:50 — Below Deck season discussion (Ellie, crew dynamics) 00:16:20 — Listener call: Ivy — Part 1 (best man arrested)

00:20:20 — Hosts react & advice on wedding decisions

00:20:55 — Listener call: Ivy — Part 2 (bail update)

00:25:00 — Quick call: Mike Vrabel / Diana Rasini scandal

00:28:30 — Politics, lawsuits & hot takes

00:31:00 — Pop culture: Coldplay / Chris Martin mention

00:32:20 — The Boys / graphic content reaction

00:35:20 — Scheduling & personal plans (karaoke, parade) 00:36:50 — Unqualified advice: social tips for a shy 19-year-old 00:40:30 — Family reconciliation / apology story (emotional) 00:46:00 — Patreon plug, contact info & sign-off

00:51:00 — Outro

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Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ Qualls & Kelly Blackheart — chaos, camp, and candid confessions. In this episode DJ and Kelly riff on late-night movie nostalgia (A Chorus Line, Heathers), awkward theater memories, and the weird joy of revisiting cult favorites. They swap stories from emo nights at the Avalon, run-ins with fans, and drunkenly delightful takes on holiday/Hallmark comfort-watching — all with the show’s signature absurdity and heart. Then the pair dive into modern annoyances: crushed Walmart chips (complete with Kelly’s AI-made “microwaved crumbs” song), #mustardlife confessions (yes, there’s a secret mustard compartment), public parenting pet peeves, and the creeping absurdity of AI — from gaslighting chatbots to fake-cry reality stars. Stick around for listener info, Patreon perks, and their usual tangents that spiral gloriously out of control.

Chapters / Timecodes

00:00 — Intro & banter with Isaac

01:11 — A Chorus Line, musicals & campy nostalgia

05:12 — Heathers, Happy Campers & early roles talk

08:00 — Emo Night, Avalon memories & live music shoutouts 15:40 — Public pet peeves: escalators, kids & crowds

19:50 — Reality TV acting bootcamp & Erica Kirk fake crying roast 22:10 — AI experiments: texts-to-song, “fagot.com” riff, and microwaved crumbs track

25:48 — Crushed Walmart chips saga — the viral snack anthem 31:00 — Mustard obsession: secret compartment and condiment strategy

36:00 — AI gaslighting demos & tech paranoia (timers, spelling, resumes)

40:30 — GPS dependence, creativity, and why convenience can be a trap

44:15 — Patreon, live happy hour, call-ins & how to support the show 46:30 — Lost phones, travel habits, Tile recs & pocket vs. purse philosophy

51:00 — Food loves: El Pollo Loco burrito orders, sauces & signature habits

53:30 — Sign-off, plugs, and outro

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