Hey HBs! We're back with part 2 of AUTOBOYOGRAPHY by Christina Lauren! When we left you yesterday, Tanner and Sebastian were dating in secret and Tanner just realized that the most important piece of Sebastian’s identity is his status as a faithful Mormon. Understandably, he’s not sure where that leaves him or their relationship. That’s where we’re jumping in!

Lady Loves:

Mel: reading Percy Jackson to my kids every night before bed has been THE BEST.

Sabrina: Live Music! It's their happiest place. Especially local live shows with unknown acts.

Sabrina: ALSO, loop ear plugs! Leaving a heavy metal show and not feeling like they're underwater is revolutionary.

Mel: WELL, IF WE'RE DOING EXTRAS. Current guilty pleasure is the latest season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Granted, this was recorded before I was done with the season and before Taylor Frankie Paul's continued abuse allegations broke and the subsequent Bachelorette scandal/cancellation. It got less fun then.

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Hey HBs! We're here with part 1 of AUTOBOYOGRAPHY by Christina Lauren! What a gorgeous YA romance featuring two teenage boys and a whole bunch of religious complications. It's written so lyrically! I promised it a few weeks ago and then we had to move the schedule around to accommodate our St. Vincent Day shenanigans. So, in the episode’s timeline, we read this book right after FOR WHOM THE BELLE TOLLS by Jaysea Lynn, so our religious trauma was right there at the surface. That's probably important context ;)

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Hey HBs! It's part 2 of THE GRUMP NEXT DOOR by Brighton Walsh! When we left you yesterday, Atlas had just approached Sutton about faking a relationship because, after hearing about his display of protection and claiming in front of the whole town, his mom is really excited about it. And then Sutton’s daughter Laurel showed us how it’s done by getting a trip to Paris for her cooperation. Incredible. That’s where we’re jumping in!

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Sabrina: put things that make you happy up on the wall. They just decorated their hallway with letters and book art and it's the happiest! Dopamine decorating is the best.

Mel: A new hero we all needed: Big Fat the Corgy! A bunch of dogs in China were abducted and, after they jumped from the truck, all of them surrounded the injured german shepherd to protect them from traffic. THEN Big Fat the Corgy led the whole group Homeward Bound. INCREDIBLE.

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Hey HBs! We're here with the book we meant to read last week! THE GRUMP NEXT DOOR by Brighton Walsh. He's a retired football with abandonment issues and an oral fixation. She's a badass single mom who can't rely on anybody and is starting over with her teenage daughter in a small town called S*x Peddler Falls, Maine. It's a fabulous time and so are this week's RIDICULOUS set of episodes!

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Hey HBs! We know you want to find out what happens with Muffin and George, so here's part 2!

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Hey HBs! We're here with the first of 2 St. Vincent Day books! You'll understand why in the early part of the episode. But, HOORAY, MORE ST. VINCENT! First up, we've got THE GRUMP NEXT DOOR by Kendall Ryan. Sabrina tells Mel all about this book staring Muffin, a perfect CBD fueled canine wrapped in a thundershirt, and George, a VERY HUNGRY goat who shows up and never leaves. There's also a chaotic wedding planner and a grumpy lawyer in there somewhere, but we know who the important parties are.

Bonus Content: a book pick from the 2025 Reading Embrace (thanks, Shayla!), oh no we read different books, Mel sent herself into withdrawal on ADHD accident, Sabrina will die for Muffin and George, and so much more!

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We're back with the second half of THE KING by Nana Malone! Our plucky secret agents are on their very first field mission and (bom chicka wow wooow) they're posing as newlyweds! Don't worry, they commit to the bit.

Bonus Content: Georg and Dreorg, forehead kisses, red hot narration, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: Having an endless pile of bullshit to talk about with your besties!

Mel: Sabrina and I are doing accountability meetings we're calling our Becoming Champions time! Mel got the phrase from Arden Myrin from the podcast Will You Accept This Rose and repurposed it to give ourselves some structure!

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Hey HBs! It's the final episode of our series; part 4 of FOR WHOM THE BELLE TOLLS by Jaysea Lynn! Lily and Belle are completely committed to each other and building a family! Then, you know, war and near death and honoring the fallen and making HUGE choices! We love a loophole, so thank you, Lev.

TW: the Iran invasion and ongoing war, apathetic leaders, fertility, dying, death, violence, child abuse, child sexual abuse, the dark parts of the foster system, substance use disorder, and more.

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Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz

Art: Author Kate Prior

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