Episodes

  • In Person! Cupping, Sunglasses Haul, & Men’s Pants
    Apr 17 2026

    In person, we talk all about:

    • Cupping & how the calf is the mostttt painful
    • Going to the doctor and feeling better just because you went there
    • Traveling with running shoes (how many to pack)
    • On running shoes review
    • Butt soreness
    • Bloating after lifting
    • Hybrid Rockstars
    • Kids & GLP1s
    • Sunglasses - & do a try on haul
    • Wtf are men’s pants sizes
    • River crossings & gravel bike experience
    • Rattlesnakes & spiders
    • Michelle jumping over a snake
    • Mosquito bites & why does Carolyn not get affected
    • Myspace & Facebook - we were/are the best generation
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    52 mins
  • Oceanside Recap, Controversial DQs, & Burnouts
    Apr 8 2026

    Diving into Carolyn’s Oceanside recap today - they cover what happened on the bike and all things race day. They also dive into the recent controversy that happened with a popular running influencer at his first half ironman (Michelle gets Carolyn’s take on the whole thing). Michelle has a bad experience with The Feed (spoiler - it was a blood bath) and they also touch on gravel bikes (covering Carolyn’s two new bikes in her rotation), toenails, the London marathon, melasma, and more (not a super gross episode, so Michelle’s mom might like that).

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    53 mins
  • Mallorca Miles, Race Prep, & Moving Updates
    Mar 31 2026

    This week Carolyn takes us to Mallorca and brings us along for the full cycling adventure. From travel logistics and athlete packing struggles to taking on some big boi climbs, she shares what it is actually like to train and ride in one of the most iconic cycling destinations.

    She gets into race prep, nutrition strategies, and gear choices, along with the little things no one warns you about when traveling as an endurance athlete. There are highs, there are lows, there are ants in the hotel room, and yes, there are saddle sores.

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    54 mins
  • Solos Updates Part 2
    Mar 26 2026

    Quickie but make it have updates - starting with Carolyn pre-travel to Spain and ending with a couple Michelle rants.

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    31 mins
  • Mile 18 of the LA Marathon, Weak Cores, & Fire Alarms
    Mar 17 2026

    CURRENTLY RECRUITING FOR A TRAIL RAGNAR, + chats about the. marathon, bangin' fire alarms, strength training, bras & boobs, ice cream in a running pack, old vs. new Lululemon & wayyyy more stuff

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    57 mins
  • The Word ‘Jog’, Using SOS, & Fitting in Workouts
    Mar 10 2026

    Have you ever had to get a workout in and taken a ridiculous route to get there? We feel you. Today, we touch on jogging… why is it such a triggering word??? Also, why did we sell wrapping paper in elementary school? From loving the jog-a-thon in elementary school to gum addictions to recapping a bike race - this episode is random. Also, beware of cougars in Arizona (cats or older women? The jury is still out.)

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    48 mins
  • WIEIAD Videos, Cracking Achilles, & Solid Friend Hangs
    Mar 3 2026

    🎙 Episode Recap

    • Back to strength training (because injury potential)

    • Tib tibbing, Achilles cracking, balance board rehab =

    • Bike race Sunday + the unsanctioned Red Box for a DVD

    • Convincing oneself to not be competitive (hard)

    • Dell computer struggles

    Food & social thoughts:

    • WIEIAD videos + people commenting on what you eat

    • Ordering WRONG at a restaurant

    • Post-long run treats (post run or in the PM)

    • Wanting to eat a lot with someone else

    • Angry cyclists -__-


      & more

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    53 mins
  • Hollywood Events, Poopy Airpods & Tib Trouble
    Feb 24 2026

    This episode is a full grab bag of off course-ness from start to finish. We talk slick back hair struggles, Hollywood influencer events, networking that feels mildly intimidating, and a movie night that was so good it made us cry more than once. There are fashion dilemmas, footwear regrets, and the ongoing effort to look composed while absolutely not feeling that way.

    We also share injury updates and recovery frustrations, including the unfortunate news that Carolyn’s other tib is now tibbing too. Because apparently one angry leg was not enough. We get into the reality of trying to train while your body has completely different plans.

    Along the way we spiral into toilet AirPods, earwax oversharing, ClassPass adventures, yoga and Pilates thoughts, and some restaurant experiences. Part lifestyle, part running, part bodily functions.


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    48 mins