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Ep. 1: Guinea Pigs

By: C Grezo, Rupert Knowles
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Our heroes Veronica (Gemma Whelan) and Gary (Rufus Hound) have been selected to be the first to exit luxurious Fallout Shelter 7421, since the apocalypse of many generations ago.

Simpleton Gary is up for exploring, but Veronica is determined to hide around the corner for two weeks, eating baked beans. Disaster strikes when they are captured by slavers and thrown into a prison cell. There they meet up with deluded, self styled pirate queen Lady Reaver (Sindhu Vee) and her hideously deformed mutant Clump (Marek Larwood).

Despite their collective incompetence, they escape, but Veronica and Gary are now lost in the desolate wilderness of post-Armageddon Britain. How will they ever get back to civilisation?

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I’m a big fan of radio drama. This is great stuff, Great performances, story bounces along quite nicely.

Cracking Stuff

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Horrendous, cringeworthy crap. Whoever wrote this needs to change the genders of the characters around, and see if they still think it's acceptable. A male character is raped in the first 15min of this sitcom, and it's supposed to be funny???

Honestly terrible

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I have quite an extensive array of funny bones so I get tickled by throwing children into burning ships, but I can see its not for everyone, mutant paraplegic sacrifice not for everyone, but not poor not stupid just very dark well written and a bit silly, I liked it lighthearted dark comedy

Dark, silly humour

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comedic cliche one after another, you can see the decades old tired jokes coming a mile off, especiallyas its an audio they have to tirelessly set them up ready for the big punchline. Just unfunny monty python like outdated drivel (you know the type where enemies all of a sudden break stereotype to act childish, emotional etc, this happens over and over again with enemy encounter). it is neither funny or entertaining.

bad attempt at dark humour

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I really enjoyed this one, a bit of dark humor. the only problem I have is that is too short and I need more to listen to on my night shift

I enjoyed it

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