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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

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Topics include:

A tiger escaping into a live circus crowd in Russia
A nationwide LEGO scam using pasta to fake returns
A man faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills
A bizarre insurance scam involving a “bear attack” on a luxury car
A kidnapping expert who was kidnapped after giving a lecture
AI scams tricking people online
New laws about boiling lobsters alive

00:00 Intro + BuzzFeed & Roast Talk
06:00 Icebreakers & Wild Hypotheticals
12:50 Toothbrush vs Underwear Debate
15:40 Poland “American Roleplay” Event
21:20 Viral “Black People Are Bigger” Discussion
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26:20 Tiger Escapes Into Circus Crowd (Russia)
30:00 Bear Tranquilizer Rescue Video
32:50 Movie Industry, Remakes & Casting Debate
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39:40 $34K LEGO Pasta Scam Breakdown
44:50 Man Fakes Heart Attacks to Avoid Paying Bills
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50:15 Kidnapping Expert Kidnapped (Felix Batista Case)
54:30 Real Missing Person Case Discussion
57:20 AI Scams & Internet Dangers
59:30 Fake Bear Attack Insurance Scam
01:02:00 Lobsters & Animal Sentience Debate
01:08:30 Firefighters Rescue Pigs… Then Eat Them?!
01:12:30 Fish Video & Final Thoughts
01:13:20 Outro + Announcements

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We start with a painful dental situation and a comedy set gone wrong… then somehow end up discussing a woman who increased her delivery tips using feet pics 😳

In between that, things get wild:

A nurse commits one of the craziest assaults we’ve ever heard
A hidden shotgun bed that makes zero sense
A real college offering a BBQ degree
And scientists eating 50,000-year-old meat 🤢

Just a fun conversation with a lot of laughs.

00:00 – Tooth Pain, 7-Eleven Mistake & Comedy Bomb Story
02:49 – Bombing at the Comedy Store Breakdown
05:20 – Dental Emergency & Cost of Treatment
09:45 – Podcast Intro + Cost of Living Discussion
13:39 – Financial Stress & Industry Reality
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16:21 – Life Feels Weird Right Now (Discussion)
17:04 – Cruise Ship Comedy & Opportunities
21:13 – Icebreaker: Kid Throws Up in Store
23:02 – Being Recognized (But Not Really 😂)
27:00 – Would You Embarrass Yourself for $500?
27:42 – $1M Button That Kills Someone Debate
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34:38 – Nurse Smears Dirty Diaper on Coworker 😳
37:20 – Healthcare Worker Burnout Discussion
42:48 – Hidden Shotgun Bed (Bad Idea 😂)
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50:07 – BBQ College Degree in China?!
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01:09:28 – Feet Pics Increase Delivery Tips?!
01:12:27 – Foot Fetish Discussion Gets Personal 😭
01:14:03 – Outro + Upcoming Shows

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@YouKnowMaaacus joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for a fun conversation covering everything from family and culture to wild internet stories and real-life topics.

This episode includes:

the surprising truth about funeral strippers
petty things people secretly judge others for
controversial food conversations (gator, frog legs, more)
a chess player who spent 67 minutes on one move and still lost
the most dangerous jobs in the world
social media negativity and online behavior
gambling risks and real-life consequences
traveling and how it changes your mindset

Marcus also talks about his comedy special “Country Boy in the City” and growing up with strong family values.

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A fun conversation with laughs, real talk, and some unexpected topics.

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00:00 Intro + Marcus Roast + Suits Conversation
00:02:26 Prom Story + Women’s Blazer Reveal
00:03:07 Living Single Dancer Discussion
00:04:00 Can Soul Train Ever Exist Again?
00:05:08 Club Culture vs Dance Floors Debate
00:06:40 Expensive Clubs + Bottle Service Reality
00:07:35 Worst Comedy Venue Stories
00:10:14 Marcus Smith Introduction
00:11:05 Comedy Special “Country Boy in the City”
00:12:05 Family, Mom, and Southern Upbringing
00:14:27 Living Near Family vs Independence
00:16:32 Icebreaker + Indacloud Ad
00:18:34 Petty Judgments People Won’t Admit
00:20:25 Wild Relationship Confessions Discussion
00:22:46 Controversial Foods (Gator, Frog Legs)
00:32:31 BlueChew Ad
00:33:45 Funeral Strippers Story
00:36:01 Business Idea Joke + Reactions
00:37:05 Chess Player Thinks 67 Minutes and Loses
00:40:15 Viral Chess Drama + Reporting Opponent
00:42:36 Gambling Stories + Rapper Risks
00:44:22 Social Media Negativity Discussion
00:46:12 Rapper Safety + Street Mentality
00:49:17 DaBaby Fan Art Situation
00:50:37 Social Media Toxicity + Division Talk
00:59:05 Ultra Pouches Ad
01:01:00 Importance of Environment + Perspective
01:02:12 Travel Changing Mindset
01:06:51 Happiness Outside America Discussion
01:07:14 Guessing Deadliest Jobs
01:09:01 Deadliest Jobs Revealed
01:11:29 Crab Fishing Dangers Explained
01:13:16 Marcus Smith Plug + Outro

Comment below:
Would you go to a funeral with strippers or is that too far?

stories, real-life scams, and hilarious conversations.

This episode covers everything from toxic traits in arguments to crazy internet stories that sound fake but are real.

Topics include:

• a man stealing a shark using a baby stroller
• ghost Uber driver scams that tricked riders
• Victorian mummy unwrapping parties (yes, really)
• real podcast scams targeting creators
• Facebook and marketplace scam stories
• near-death choking moments
• weird human habits and social behavior
• last words before execution and last meal debates

Plus plenty of jokes, personal stories, and random conversations throughout.

A fun episode with lots of laughs and some genuinely wild stories.

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Which story was the craziest — the shark theft, ghost Uber scam, or mummy parties?

00:00 Intro, Roasting, and Show Start
00:01:02 Guest Co-Host Dion Lac Introduction
00:02:05 Hip Hop Trivia Show and Content Rollout
00:03:07 Editing Struggles and Content Creation Reality
00:04:07 Icebreaker Segment Begins
00:04:59 Pet Peeve: Getting Out of the Car Late
00:07:18 Pretending Not to See Someone in Public
00:10:02 Is Beef Contagious Between Friends?
00:12:42 Deleting Old Tweets and Social Media Cleanup
00:15:27 Super Chat and Audience Interaction
00:16:03 Toxic Traits in Arguments
00:18:20 Apologizing Too Quickly Discussion
00:19:04 Story Options: Ghost Uber, Mummies, Shark Theft
00:20:19 Shark Stolen in Baby Stroller Story
00:24:56 Ghost Uber Driver Scam Explained
00:30:11 Podcast Scam Warning (Important)
00:32:54 Facebook Account Scam Experience
00:35:15 Piano Scam Story Breakdown
00:40:27 Victorian Mummy Unwrapping Parties
00:45:55 Burial, Cremation, and Tree Pod Discussion
00:47:54 Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years
00:50:45 Choking Stories and Near-Death Moments
00:54:46 Tonsil Stones Explained
00:57:20 Disturbing Last Words Before Execution
00:58:38 Last Meal Debate
01:00:56 Dion’s Comedy Show Promotion
01:03:06 Outro

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Patrick Cloud sits down with comedian, host, and luxury car salesman Charlie Wilson for one of the most honest and insightful conversations on Damn Internet, You Scary!

This episode covers Charlie’s wild career journey from Louisiana to Dallas to New York to Vegas to Chicago to Los Angeles, and how he built a life across car sales, stand-up comedy, hosting, producing, and live entertainment.

They talk about:

what it was really like selling Volkswagens, Cadillacs, Range Rovers, and Maseratis
how car sales taught Charlie how to read people and close
how he got into stand-up comedy
his first TV pilot experience
how he became the host of a Star Wars burlesque show
what life on the road is really like with live entertainment residencies
tea rituals, anxiety, and creating a calmer morning routine
stretching, health, and protecting your body while working nights
leaving comfort behind to build something bigger
why fear keeps people from betting on themselves
how to balance multiple careers while still chasing the long game

This episode is a real conversation about hustle, reinvention, timing, and building a creative life that actually fits who you are.

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00:00 LA Noise, Sleep, and Fan Talk
00:03:32 Charlie’s Backstory: Louisiana, Dallas, New York, Vegas, Chicago, LA
00:05:24 Show Intro and Introducing Charlie Wilson
00:06:06 How Charlie Got Into Selling Cars
00:08:22 From Volkswagen to Maserati
00:09:53 Cars First, Then Comedy
00:11:31 Why Selling Cars Is Like Dating
00:13:08 How Charlie Knew Entertainment Was the Goal
00:14:31 First Open Mic and Early TV Pilot Experience
00:16:11 How the Star Wars Burlesque Show Happened
00:20:33 What a Star Wars Burlesque Show Day Actually Looks Like
00:24:06 What Charlie Does as the Host of the Show
00:26:21 Behind the Scenes of the Star Wars Burlesque Cast
00:29:00 Tea Rituals, Anxiety, and Daily Calm
00:32:15 Charlie’s Favorite Teas and Why He Drinks Them
00:35:10 Nighttime Tea, Sleep, and Better Routines
00:36:17 Stretching, Content Ideas, and Building a Wellness Brand
00:37:37 Why Morning Rituals Became Non-Negotiable
00:42:28 Balancing Nightlife Work with Health and Recovery
00:45:08 Leaving Comfort to Build Something Bigger
00:46:58 Why Fear Keeps People Stuck
00:50:14 Finding Time for Comedy While Working Multiple Jobs
00:52:14 Star Wars Hosting as the Perfect Compromise
00:53:56 How Big Opportunities Can Change the Whole Grind
00:56:01 Bingo Loco and Charlie’s Other Hosting Gig
00:57:54 Creating Original Live Experiences and Bigger Career Vision
01:00:13 Seasons of Life, Career Pivots, and Timing
01:01:13 Closing Thoughts and Why This Conversation Matters
01:02:34 Charlie’s Upcoming Shows and Where to Follow Him
01:03:28 Outro
01:04:56 Ad Read Section Begins
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01:10:10 Ad Read Debrief and ChatGPT Writing Talk

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Patrick Cloud is joined by Brandon Cormell for a full episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! packed with weird news, hilarious debates, and internet stories that somehow keep getting stranger.

This episode starts with a real conversation about writing, improv, and when actors should stick to the script, then quickly turns into one of those classic DIYS episodes where the topics go completely off the rails.

They get into:

whether you would eat the same meal every day to be perfectly healthy
whether hunting is better than being hunted
trading years of your life for money
a racehorse that was secretly turned into soup
the worst things people have found in their food
the woman who caused an emergency landing by lighting matches after farting on a plane
fake airplane parts being sold to major airlines
a family bringing a dead relative to the bank as proof of death
awkward teenage penguins
a WWII pigeon carrying a coded message
a beetle photo that looks like a masked human face
the creepy dead bride mannequin legend
folklore creatures, Gumberoo, and why Bigfoot might be old news
Lots of laughs, a few dark turns, and plenty of “how is this real?” moments.

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00:00 Intro: Writing, Improv, and Letting Actors Cook
00:00:46 Patrick Introduces the Show and Guest Host Brandon Cormell
00:01:27 What It’s Like Being a Writer
00:02:07 When Actors Go Off Script
00:03:22 Icebreakers Begin
00:03:46 Would You Eat the Same Meal Every Day to Be Healthy?
00:06:10 Would You Rather Be Hunted or Hunt to Survive?
00:07:57 Would You Trade 5 Years of Life for $10 Million?
00:09:02 Racehorse Secretly Slaughtered and Served in a Soup Kitchen
00:12:51 BlueChew Ad
00:15:21 Worst Thing You’ve Ever Found in Food
00:18:40 Woman Causes Emergency Landing After Lighting Matches for Her Farts
00:23:27 Plane Confessions and Blaming the Wrong Person
00:25:43 Fake Airplane Parts Sold to Real Airlines
00:30:10 Fear of Flying, Boeing Talk, and Pilot Sleep Stories
00:32:48 Family Brings Dead Relative to the Bank for Proof of Death
00:34:39 Factor Ad
00:36:48 Inheritance Drama and Why Death Brings Out the Worst in People
00:38:34 Teenage Penguins Look Awkward as Hell
00:40:59 The WWII Carrier Pigeon That Never Delivered Its Message
00:45:04 Creepy Beetle Photo That Looks Like a Human Face
00:47:10 Animal Cruelty, Horse Racing, and Pit Bull Stereotypes
00:48:06 Kikoff Ad
00:50:54 Dead Bride Mannequin Urban Legend
00:54:25 Day of the Dead, Coco, and When a Person Really Dies
00:57:55 Gumbo Roux Folklore and the Lumberjack Era
01:01:20 Is Bigfoot Old News? Frog Man and Modern Folklore
01:02:20 Brandon Promotes The Airport
01:03:45 Patrick’s Closing Plugs and Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

This episode starts with Tahir explaining why he ended up taking a Greyhound bus during a comedy tour and how the trip quickly became a story he will never forget.

The conversation moves into several bizarre internet stories including:

• Ray-Ban smart glasses and privacy concerns
• A fake nurse who treated thousands of patients
• A food vlogger who died after eating a poisonous crab
• People paying $200,000 for cryogenic freezing after death

Along the way the hosts debate survival strategies, discuss internet culture, and share some hilarious hypotheticals.

Lots of laughs and a great conversation throughout.

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00:00 Intro & Greyhound Story Begins
00:01 Comedy Tour Chaos Before the Bus Ride
00:04 Why Tahir Took a Greyhound Instead of Flying
00:05 The Greyhound Bus Experience
00:08 Grinding Through Comedy Struggles
00:11 BetterHelp Sponsor Message
00:14 Would You Fake Your Own Death?
00:21 Survival Island Debate
00:26 Would You Eat Raw Fish to Survive?
00:27 Naked and Afraid Seasoning Debate
00:33 Meta Ray-Ban Smart Glasses Privacy Concerns
00:37 Fake Nurse Treated 4,000 Patients
00:42 Food Vlogger Dies After Eating Poisonous Crab
00:45 In The Cloud Sponsor Message
00:46 What Is a Semicolon? Grammar Debate
00:50 The Fudge Shop Musical Performance Story
00:55 People Paying $200K for Cryogenic Freezing
00:59 Aliens Reviving Humans?
01:00 Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

This episode gets wild as Patrick Cloud and guest Jordan Conley dive into the strangest stories from the internet.

Topics include:

• Scientists teaching human brain cells to play Doom
• The possibility of a robot apocalypse
• A mysterious Frog Man cryptid sighting
• The chilling Villisca Ax Murder ghost story
• Pokémon debates and apocalypse survival plans

If you enjoy weird internet stories, conspiracies, and hilarious commentary, this episode is for you.

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00:00 Intro + Jordan Conley Joins
01:11 Finding the Show on Social Media
03:27 Icebreaker: Top 3 Pokémon
08:33 Would You Fight a Wolf or Outrun Bees?
12:41 Movie Deaths and Dark Disney Moments
14:47 Sponsor: Cash App
16:21 Pokémon Evolutions + Chat Jokes
17:47 Could You Survive a Year Underground?
20:13 Costco Apocalypse Survival Strategy
24:36 Human Brain Cells Playing Doom
28:49 Robot Apocalypse Theory
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36:00 The Computer Loading Icon Has a Weird Name
39:30 The Skunk Creature Legend
41:43 Frog Man Sightings Explained
44:04 Sponsor: BlueChew
45:29 AI Videos and Fake Paranormal Footage
47:54 The Villisca Ax Murder Ghost
54:02 Haunted House Tours
01:03:00 Jordan Conley Plugs Comedy Show
01:06:55 Episode Outro

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