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Cry Harder Podcast

Cry Harder Podcast

By: Chris Black
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Welcome to Cry Harder, where we turn life’s absolute disasters into premium content. I’m Chris Black: husband, girl-dad to a chaotic 4-year-old, and your host for this sarcastic deep dive into the unhinged saga of my life. Expect unsolicited advice, questionable choices, and the kind of oversharing my therapist warned me about. Grab your tissues and let’s make it worse. New episodes every Saturday!Chris Black
Episodes
  • 22. Are Fireworks Dead? (Plus: Student Loan Lies & Bad Boyfriend Gifts)
    Jun 13 2026

    Welcome back to another massive episode of the Cry HarderPodcast with Chris Black. This week, Chris tackles the ultimate summer debate: Are fireworks celebrations officially dead in America? From environmental hazards to superior drone shows, it might be time to pack up the pyrotechnics.

    Chris also delivers a packed lineup of signature rants. Getready for takedowns on soccer players flopping, tourists who visit San Diego just to buy cheeseburgers, and the internet's worst takes on student loans and modern capitalism.

    Plus, Chris reviews a massive slate of recent releases including Netflix's Office Romance, One Battle After Another, and the Pout Pout Fish Movie. Finally, the show wraps up with some brutal relationship advice for a checked-out fiancé and a preview of Chris’s upcoming weekend project:building a fence with his father-in-law.

    If you loved today's dumpster fire, make sure to subscribeand leave a review. We will be right back here next Saturday to fan the flames.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Philly Cheesesteak Fraud, Phone Zombies & Blind Wine Chaos (Ep. 21)
    Jun 6 2026

    Chris Black is back with another beautifully unhinged episode of the Cry Harder Podcast.

    This week:
    • Chris declares war on tourist-trap Philly cheesesteaks
    • A full rant about bands making the crowd sing instead of performing
    • Phone zombies blocking sidewalks officially enter the Tear Factor Hall of Shame
    • A debate over texting vs calling turns into a relationship boundary discussion
    • Chris’s wife Abbie joins the show for a blind Cabernet Sauvignon taste test featuring Kirkland, Robert Mondavi, and Daou
    • Reviews of Netflix’s The Crash, Jack Ryan: Ghost War, and the surprisingly watchable rom-com Love Accidentally
    • Relationship advice involving mismatched sex drives in marriage
    • A chaotic week featuring preschool graduation, Santee concerts, rude water ice vendors, and Buffalo Wild Wings during Game 7
    • Plus: upcoming St. Thomas trip planning, San Diego summer plans, and more complaining about modern society

    If you thought today was a disaster, just wait until next week.

    New episodes every Saturday.

    #CryHarderPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MovieReviews #WineTasting #Rants #Relationships

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Do 75% of People Want Kids Banned From Restaurants? (Ep. 20)
    May 30 2026

    Chris Black is back for Episode 20 of the Cry Harder Podcast with a jam-packed show!

    This week, Chris tackles the internet "hall monitors" who love to miss the point of his videos just to correct his spelling or pronunciation. He also breaks down a new survey claiming 75% of people want adults-only dining sections in restaurants.

    Plus:

    • Eye Contact Anxiety: Why is everyone avoiding eye contact lately?
    • Tear Factor: Grading the internet's best rants, from birds chirping too early to Walmart checkout rules.
    • Movie Reviews: Honest takes on Remarkably Bright Creatures (yes, Chris cried), The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, and why The Super Mario Galaxy Movie might be too intense for your toddlers.
    • Week in Review: Properly making s'mores, visiting an animal sanctuary, and the ultimate parental nightmare—losing his daughter's favorite stuffed giraffe.

    If you thought today was a disaster, just wait. Next Saturday, we find a whole new bottom to hit.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
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