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Crunch Wears No Pants

Crunch Wears No Pants

By: Pulltab Sports
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It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.© 2026 Pulltab Sports Basketball
Episodes
  • THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAES

    THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAES
    May 21 2026

    Im too tired to type a description. here are our show notes:

    HOW ARE THE VIBES

    • They lost to the Spurs in 6 games but was it really that close?
    • Julius Randle ceased giving us those goosebumps
    • He also didn’t show up to do an exit interview
    • Was the season a success?
    • What is next? Giannis? Kyrie? Lebron? Something worse?


    THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAE’S

    • 3 Awards each, 3 nominees, other hosts select the winner
    • Pantie Nation Member of the Year


    CUT THE BAD KEEP THE GOOD - Durf
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • THROATGATE! WOLVES TAKE GAME 4! THAT WAS A DISGUSTING ACT BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA!

    THROATGATE! WOLVES TAKE GAME 4! THAT WAS A DISGUSTING ACT BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA!
    May 11 2026

    THIS EPISODE DISCUSSES THE HEINOUS AND VILE ACT COMMITTED BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA IN GAME FOUR OF THE WESTERN CONFERENCE SEMI FINALS. WE ALSO DISCUSS MORE THINGS ABOUT THE GAME, WHICH INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO ANTHONY EDWARDS' IMMORTALITY, JULIUS RANDLES BEFUDDLEMENT, NAZ REID HAVING A GOOD PLAYOFFS, AND TSJ!
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    36 mins
  • The Spurs Fan POV with Gregg Masterson

    The Spurs Fan POV with Gregg Masterson
    May 6 2026

    Gregg Masterson from Twins Daily joins to talk about his preferred basketball team, the San Antonio Spurs. We talked about everything. There were misunderstood analogies. There were stories told.

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    1 hr and 29 mins
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