Episodes

  • E256 - The Bride - What Would YOU Do?

    E256 - The Bride - What Would YOU Do?
    Apr 8 2026
    This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are digging up a 1930s grave for *The Bride!*, a Maggie Gyllenhaal fever dream that asks what happens when Frankenstein gets a companion who is part-informant, part-feminist icon, and fully possessed by the ghost of Mary Shelley. They’re dissecting the physiological horror of a "moist" undead crotch, the tactical benefits of ballroom dancing for monsters, and why every woman in Chicago suddenly decided to start "Bonnie and Clyding" across the Midwest. It’s a deep dive into the "Man vs. Bear" debate, the etiquette of rejecting a reanimated lover, and why Scott refuses to let Frank on the podcast until he works on his words-per-minute.
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    16 mins
  • E255 - Dolly - What Would YOU Do?

    E255 - Dolly - What Would YOU Do?
    Apr 6 2026
    This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are slinking into a theater they wish they’d never entered for *Dolly*, a film so aggressively unpleasant they’re convinced society is actually worse off for its existence. They’re dissecting the tactical advantages of nipple-biting, the physiological impossibility of screaming without a lower jaw, and why Scott is convinced the Tennessee woods were actually just a giant pile of cinematic broccoli. It’s a deep dive into survival instincts—or the complete lack thereof—as Scott loses all patience for characters who refuse to turn their captors into "mashy brain mush."
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    34 mins
  • E254 - Hoppers - What Would YOU Do?

    E254 - Hoppers - What Would YOU Do?
    Apr 1 2026
    This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are "hopping" into the consciousness of a robotic rodent for *Hoppers*, a film that asks if you’d literally become a beaver to stop a highway project. They’re dissecting the logistics of seagull-lifted sharks, accidental butterfly regicide, and why Jon Hamm is always the go-to voice for an evil mayor with a noise-pollution fetish. It’s a deep dive into environmental activism, animal hierarchies, and Scott’s refusal to care about nature unless there’s a pun involved.
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    26 mins
  • E253 - Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die - What Would YOU Do?

    E253 - Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die - What Would YOU Do?
    Mar 27 2026
    This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are pulling up a chair at Norm's for *Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die*, where a man from the future is on his 117th attempt to stop a nine-year-old from unleashing our AI overlords. They’re dissecting a world where teenagers are phone-shambling zombies and "Princesses" have literal allergic reactions to tech, all while Scott tries to figure out how much pocket change it takes to prove you're a time traveler. Between dodging "M virus" outbreaks and debating the ethics of cloned children with built-in ads, the duo wonders if humanity is even worth saving if the quest involves dodging a giant cat made of other cats. It’s a high-stakes, low-logic journey through a future that looks suspiciously like a very bad day in downtown Los Angeles.
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    25 mins
  • E252 - Crime 101 - What Would YOU Do?

    E252 - Crime 101 - What Would YOU Do?
    Mar 23 2026
    This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are hitting the pavement for *Crime 101*, a heist flick where the only thing more elusive than the thief is a promotion for a woman over fifty. They’re dissecting the "one last job" trope and debating exactly how many millions it takes to successfully disappear from society without ending up as a Walmart greeter. Scott gets surprisingly comfortable with the idea of planting evidence to save on paperwork, while Amber tries to figure out if he’s actually a "piece of work" or just a realist. Between Chris Hemsworth lookalikes and the ethics of "good" vs. "bad" criminals, they’re asking the tough questions, like whether a lady of the night appreciates a client who actually showers. It’s a high-speed chase through Los Angeles that somehow ends in a heated debate about Bentley-driving action stars and property taxes. (RIP Chuck Norris - he was still alive when we recorded this.)
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    41 mins
  • E251 - Scream 7 - What Would YOU Do?

    E251 - Scream 7 - What Would YOU Do?
    Mar 20 2026
    This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are catching up with Sidney Prescott—now Sidney Evans—in *Scream 7*, where the only thing scarier than a new Ghostface is the "full-on nostalgia mode" of AI-resurrected dead characters. They’re debating the exact age a child should learn their mother is a legendary final girl and why Sidney’s daughter, Tatum, really needs to "suck it up, buttercup" when it comes to double-tapping a killer. Scott questions the tactical integrity of a police chief who forgets to check the attic, while Amber suggests that burning the entire house down is the only reasonable response to a home invasion. From the ethics of "bubble parenting" to the logistics of a laptop-based assault, the duo breaks down why you should never, ever trust a teenage boy with a tech hobby. It’s a masterclass in slasher survival where the golden rule is simple: if they’re down, you empty the clip.
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    24 mins
  • E250 - How to Make a Killing - What Would YOU Do?

    E250 - How to Make a Killing - What Would YOU Do?
    Mar 18 2026
    This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are dissecting *How to Make a Killing*, where Glen Powell trades his leading-man charm for a high body count and a $28 billion inheritance. They’re debating the ethics of murdering your way to the top of the family tree while Scott gets "twitchy" over the screenwriters' blatant disregard for how irrevocable trusts actually work. Between Beckett’s "creative" use of archery and the sheer audacity of a grandfather who turns a family reunion into a *Most Dangerous Game* scenario, the duo questions if any amount of money is worth being extorted by an elementary school crush. It’s a sassy breakdown of why "making a killing" is much harder when the FBI is already mathing your crimes.
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    41 mins
  • E249 - Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie - WWYD?

    E249 - Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie - WWYD?
    Mar 16 2026
    This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are tackling the chaotic Canadian masterpiece *Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie*, where 17 years of failure culminates in a botched skydive off a 116-story tower. They’re debating the logic of using the discontinued 90s drink Orbitz as time-travel fuel and whether Matt’s "man of action" status is just a fancy term for being a public menace. Scott attempts to explain his "zipper theory" of the multiverse while Amber deals with the headache of a plot that involves accidental murder and human electrical conductors. It’s a hilarious breakdown of why some musicians should probably just stick to the open mic circuit instead of messing with the space-time continuum.
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    38 mins