Five years and 200+ episodes in, Trevor, Tom, and Jen pull up the very first episode of the show and put their original cruise tips on trial. Which ones still hold up? Which ones aged like milk? Spoiler: "turn your phone on airplane mode" is still solid advice, and yes, you should still skip the $30 souvenir drink cup.

Along the way: a heads-up that Chichén Itzá is no longer allowing backpacks (effective April 21st), Tim drops this week's Powerball numbers from the future via Speakpipe and confirms Masala Tiger is still on the Splendor, and a tangent about turning Princess medallions into an Infinity Gauntlet that frankly deserves its own episode.

Whether you're a brand-new cruiser looking for the basics or a longtime listener who wants to laugh at how baby-faced Tom used to be, this one's for you.

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Remember: you're unique, you're special, and you are loved.

The Golden Crew is fully reunited — and Tim from the future is calling the shots.

Trevor, Tom (aka "Babyface," a nickname he did NOT approve), and Jenn are back together after last week's two-person experiment, and the gang wastes no time getting into it.

On deck this week 🚢:

🍗 Chicken, Waffles & Waves — John Heald dropped the brand new lunch menu being tested on the Liberty, Conquest, and Glory. Southern fried chicken, Korean-style tenders, slow-smoked pork butt, beef brisket… and a crew very nervous about Carnival's ability to fry a chicken. The debate is live.

🥶 Bermuda → New Brunswick — Virgin Voyages passengers packed their bikinis for tropical paradise and got rerouted to decidedly-not-bikini-weather Canada. A tale of weather, tears, and swimsuits that stayed in the suitcase.

🛳️ The Carnival Pride is back! — 22 days in Freeport dry dock, fresh carpets, updated casino, and a 10-night eastern Caribbean run. Plus a fun fact about the Pride + Miracle Baltimore team-up coming in fall 2027.

📞 Speakpipes from Tim — who apparently called us from the FUTURE (he got off his cruise on the 15th… which is the day we recorded). Tim, we need those Powerball numbers ASAP. Also: thermal suite review, sea turtles, piss soup warnings, and a Sea Day Brunch banana cream pie controversy that has Tom under investigation.

⚖️ 14 shots in 8.5 hours = $300,000 — Tom brings the big news: a passenger was awarded major damages after an over-service situation led to a serious fall. The crew debates personal responsibility, Carnival's appeal, and Trevor's two-drink nap threshold.

Plus: Trevor's California daydream, the ongoing saga of Megan and the debit card, tornado sirens as background music, and Trevor's rogue "lips that touch alcohol shall not touch mine" moment that took the show into genuinely uncharted territory.

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⏳ Trevor sets sail in 156 days. Jenn in 257 days. Tom is… somewhere. Probably eating French toast.

Cheers to more cruising nonsense. 🍹 Don't make it weird. — Madison

Tom ditched us. Baby face Kennedy shaved, got a life, and left Trevor and Jenn to hold down the fort — and honestly? They managed just fine. This week the dynamic duo digs into Royal Caribbean reshuffling ships in Galveston, the Carnival Spirit's mysterious "unexpected modification" that cost passengers a trip to Bimini, and the big menu news Tom tipped them off about before ghosting — pork chops are reportedly making their triumphant return to the MDR. Plus, a shipbuilder just unveiled plans for a fully battery-powered cruise ship and Trevor immediately started worrying about electric bike fires. Our favorite Aussie correspondent Tim checks in via Speakpipe before heading off to board the Carnival Splendor, and Trevor and Jenn bond over spa thermal suites, tornado warnings at the movies, and the eternal mystery of beluga lentils.

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