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Blank Propaganda Machine

Blank Propaganda Machine

By: Kirk Wilson Jed Craig & Kraig Schaulin
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Summary

Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

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Politics & Government
Episodes
  • Will Ferrell vs Eddie Murphy (Most Iconic SNL Cast Member?) | Mass Debate
    May 12 2026

    On this week's episode, Studio 8H becomes the Thunderdome as Jed and JT throw down over the most iconic Saturday Night Live cast member of all time: Will Ferrell vs Eddie Murphy. Moderator Kirk tosses in a Happy Fun Sized curveball by letting Jed pick any SNL cast member to challenge Eddie, and Jed immediately slaps the table with full cowbell confidence, claiming Ferrell could steal a sketch with one confused stare and a sweater vest, turning even throwaway parts into comedy folklore.

    JT fires back like a leather-clad comedy assassin, arguing Eddie didn’t need a stacked cast to survive...he WAS the stacked cast. According to JT, Ferrell is basically the world’s funniest supporting actor, while Eddie spent decades dominating movies, stand-up, television, and somehow even the music charts. Jed counters by calling Eddie a limousine-level diva, accusing him of being so narcissistic he probably laughs at his own laugh tracks. JT responds by implying Ferrell’s entire career is just loud confidence and aggressively committed yelling.

    Moderator Kirk desperately tries to keep the debate from becoming a Celebrity Jeopardy sketch, while Hung Juror Kraig watches like a man trapped between a Spartan and Gumby. It’s Cowbell Coolness vs James Brown Funk, elf vs raw talent, and a comedy clash so massive it should’ve aired on a movie screen. Live from an attic in Cincinnati...it's Mass Debate!


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    28 mins
  • Thumb Out vs Tucked (Proper Way to Give the Finger?) | Mass Debate
    May 5 2026

    On this week's episode, decorum dies a glorious death as Kirk and Jed flip the bird with surgical precision over the proper way to give the finger: Thumb Out vs Tucked. Kirk extends himself proudly for Team Thumb Out, arguing it’s the effortless insult, a casual flick of disrespect that says “you’re not even worth full hand engagement.” He even compares it to a pinky-out tea sip - refined, dismissive, and devastatingly classy.

    Jed clenches up for Team Tuck, claiming the fully committed fist delivers 90% power, 100% intention, and proves you’re not just flipping someone off...you’re sending a message with authority and exuding pure bravado. Things spiral when Jed tries to pivot into bizarre Star Trek-themed sex act analogies, claiming he “goes full Vulcan” in ways absolutely no one asked him to elaborate on. Kirk, unfazed, declares thumb war, saying the extended thumb is the lazy man’s masterpiece, while Jed insists tucked is the heavyweight champion of hand-based hostility.

    Moderator Kraig tries to keep things from turning into a full hand-to-hand combat spectacle, while Hung Juror Ian studies both techniques like he’s about to submit a thesis on vulgar shadow puppets. It’s finesse vs force, class vs clench, and a debate that truly sticks the landing, on this finger-extending episode of Mass Debate!

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    21 mins
  • Slap Chop Vince vs Billy Mays (Most Iconic TV Pitch Man?) | Mass Debate
    Apr 28 2026

    On this week's episode, get ready to be sham-wowed as Kraig and Jed shout, slap, and scrub their way through who’s the most iconic TV pitch man: Slap Chop Vince or Billy Mays? Kraig comes out slapping nuts and taking names for Team Vince, calling him a back-alley blender boss, a streetwise slicer who sold kitchen gadgets like he was moving product out the back of an El Camino. He paints Vince as a no-frills, all-thrills hustle machine, while throwing shade at Billy’s “alleged” off-camera antics.

    Jed fires back immediately, calling Vince a human cartoon weasel and crowning Billy the undisputed king of loud, proud, blue-shirted dominance. He argues Billy’s legacy is so strong he’s basically been canonized in the Church of Ron Popeil, still outselling Vince from beyond the grave. Jed also calls Kraig out for never once sharing a real Slap Chop story, accusing him of having zero hands-on passion for his own argument. Kraig, cornered and unhinged, doubles down with a savage claim that Billy having been Oxi-Cleansed from this mortal coil means he forfeited the crown, proving Vince had the staying power.

    Moderator Kirk tries to keep the whole thing from going Kaboom, while Hung Juror Chris Morris looks like he’s about to buy something just to make it stop. It’s chop vs clean, pitch vs scream, and a debate so loud it comes with its own “But wait, there’s more!”, on this aggressively exciting episode of Mass Debate!

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    25 mins
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