The gang’s all here — and the scorecards are out.

Andy Jaye brings together the full Adopted Geordies crew for the definitive end-of-season verdict on Newcastle United’s 2025/26 campaign. Joining him are NUFC legend Rob Lee, former Lasses captain Amber Keegan Stobbs, and resident funnyman Raul Kohli — plus a very special addition to the panel: new member Why-AI-Man, whose scores are, of course, completely unbiased.

Every player gets marked out of ten. Some ratings are brutal. Some are… let’s say generous. All of them are delivered with the passion and deep love for the club that makes this lot who they are. And with the summer transfer window on the horizon, the panel don’t just look back — they look forward, naming the targets they want to see walking through the door as Newcastle enter what could be a summer of real change. Pull up a pew. The jury is in.

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Chaos reigns on Adopted Geordies this week as host Andy Jaye is joined by not one but TWO former Newcastle United captains — the legendary Rob Lee and the brilliant Amber Keegan Stobbs. Rob is in fine form, letting rip about Will Osula’s sparkly glove dancing celebration (yes, really), and it turns out his comments from last week’s show have sent the internet into a spin — Rob’s gone viral! Meanwhile, Amber brings some tactical nous to the table, sharing her thoughts on who Newcastle should be targeting in the summer transfer window And if that wasn’t enough, Rob also looks back on his hugely successful time in management. Two captains, one host, zero chill. Don’t miss it. ⚫⚪Adopted Geordies is an APE Media original productions. Follow us on - Instagram - adopted_geordies- Facebook - adopted_geordies- TikTok - adopted_geordies

Episode 37 : Entertainer vs Comedian . He lived it. He laughs about it. But who knows Newcastle United better? In Episode 37, host Andy Jaye puts two of the Toon’s most passionate voices head to head Rob Lee, legendary midfielder from the iconic Entertainers era, goes up against Raul Kohli (aka The Newcastle Brown Male), NUFC Superfan and professional comedian. Eight questions. One topic. The state of Newcastle United. Expect opinions, banter, and maybe a few home truths from the man who played in that famous black and white shirt, and the man who’s never stopped singing about it.⚫⚪ Watch or listen everywhere. Game on.

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