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Absolutely No Adventures

Absolutely No Adventures

By: Destiny Howell
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Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.Copyright 2026 Drama & Plays
Episodes
  • ANA - Teaser Trailer
    Sep 12 2020

    In which the gang tries to shoot a promo.

    Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out with friends, and eating tons of baked goods as the apocalypse happens in the background.

    Episode One premieres October 14th.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. The Knight is Jack Malban.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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    3 mins
  • Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge
    Feb 12 2026

    This week's feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon!

    Perils & Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark & Scary Places

    Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before…

    This season of My First Dungeon is sponsored by Tabletop Bookshelf.

    CAST:

    Abby Hepworth as Geraldine of Glittering Thicket

    Bridgett Jeffries as Winnifred “Winnie” of Golden Falls

    Danielle Radford as Maid Adelaide of Midnight Meadows

    Shenuque Tissera as Ameera of Equine Hollows t

    Brian Flaherty as The Storyteller

    Buy Perils & Princesses or Sweet Revenge and use code PERIL15 to get 15% off your order at tabletopbookshelf.com

    Join our Patreon to get access to bonus actual plays, cast talkbacks, original games, and more!

    Subscribe to The Many Sided Newsletter for TTRPG articles and gaming news.

    CREDITS:

    Produced by Elliot Davis

    Editing and Sound Design by Brian Flaherty

    Theme Song by BE/HOLD

    Produced by Many Sided Media

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    1 hr and 53 mins
  • S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath
    Oct 14 2020

    In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

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    15 mins
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