Episodes

  • Episode 103 – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    Episode 103 – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
    Mar 30 2026
    This is it. The one that started it all. Disney’s first foray into moviemaking, and the first full-length animated movie ever produced. And it has way more music than you remember. Most of it is bad. Important questions: Is the Evil Queen a stealth feminist icon? Why is the prince so weird, and why does […]
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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Episode 102 – The Swan Princess: Far Longer Than Forever

    Episode 102 – The Swan Princess: Far Longer Than Forever
    Feb 23 2026
    We’ve done it. It’s over. We killed the franchise. This is a return to form, imaginary readers. This movie? It’s bad. In fact, it’s mostly nonsense. And we watched it. On purpose. … Number Nine wasn’t even IN it! They didn’t mention The Secret Arts ONCE! Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find […]
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Episode 101 – The Swan Princess: A Fairytale is Born

    Episode 101 – The Swan Princess: A Fairytale is Born
    Jan 26 2026
    Is Jean-Bob proof that a merciful god does not exist? Discuss. Will this be our penultimate Swan Princess episode? I will not lie, the concept excites me. This is a movie mostly about Derek’s terrible mother, and it’s somehow one of the best in the series. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find […]
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Episode 100 – Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas

    Episode 100 – Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas
    Dec 29 2025
    Happy Holidays! Let’s celebrate with the most morose Christmas movie we could find! Well, the most morose movie with Muppets, at least. And really, what says Christmas like abject poverty? Our theme music is Ukulele for Christmas by Lee Rosevere, whose channel is: https://www.youtube.com/@LeeRosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is […]
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Episode 99 – The Aristocats

    Episode 99 – The Aristocats
    Dec 2 2025
    Everybody wants to be a cat. But not these cats, specifically. Other, cooler cats, who do stuff.* *This opinion not necessarily endorsed by the podcast as a whole. Programming note: Tony was losing his voice and also his mic was acting up, so his audio isn’t perfect quality. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott […]
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Episode 98 – Felidae

    Episode 98 – Felidae
    Oct 20 2025
    Hard to call this one “a romp,” but it might be fun, if you can get over the cat murder. And, uh, the onscreen cat sex. And the casual homophobia. Oh, and the original writer went full “concentration camp” later in life. Got some wacky dream sequences, though! Our theme music is Homeward by Scott […]
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    59 mins
  • Episode 97 – Dinotopia: Quest for the Ruby Sunstone: The Movie

    Episode 97 – Dinotopia: Quest for the Ruby Sunstone: The Movie
    Sep 22 2025
    Yes, that’s really the title. No, none of the writing in the movie is better than that title. No, none of the acting is, either. This movie might actually be a crime against good taste, dinosaurs in general, and James Gurney specifically. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! […]
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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • Episode 96 – We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story

    Episode 96 – We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story
    Sep 1 2025
    This was a movie that Steven Spielberg made. On purpose. In 1993. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events
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    1 hr and 17 mins