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It's Not Me, It's Them

Confessions of a hopeless modern romantic - THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

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It's Not Me, It's Them

By: Joel Dommett
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As a 17-year-old virgin working . . . for Virgin, Joel Dommett has grand ambitions. Firstly, he is going to swap suburbia for the bright lights of Showbiz. Secondly, he is going to find 'the one' - and sets himself the very achievable target of finding her in the first fifty people he's definitely going to sleep with.

What follows is a series of disastrous romantic encounters, including carpets mistaken for toilets, futile grand gestures and the catfishing to end all catfishing.

Featuring genuine teenage diary entries and told in Joel's trademark self-deprecating style, this is the brilliant first book from the UK's most exciting comedian.

(P)2018 Headline Publishing Group Ltd©2018 Joel Dommett Performing Arts Funny Comedy Feel-Good Heartfelt Witty Thought-Provoking
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Dear JD,

I really love the way you tell your story, with such enthusiasm and joy; you can tell you are really proud of this book and that’s more than well deserved! I like the way you make us feel like we are there with you through your first date with Hannah, and that makes us invested in each of your stories. Very funny and cleverly written.

This is a very endearing and funny book, and I’d highly recommend everyone buying it!

Well done Joel! 👏🏼

Yours sincerely,
A JD (not the alcohol JD, but the JD that wrote this book) fan 😀

Worth every single penny of my free audible credit!

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you are such a funny guy and seem like a really nice person and a great friend that we all want to have in our lives. wish you a lasting relationship with THE one you found at last! hope to read more of your future books to tell us more about your future adventures.

Very funny - uplifting

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Such a great book to listen to. Funny, honest, moving ... Made me laugh out loud so much ...

A great listen!

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Been a fan of Joel since I came across him in the jungle. Having since seen him on tour, this book is told with his hilarious sense of humour. Would fully recommend

Hilarious!

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I really enjoyed this book. I especially liked Joel narrating it. It's funny and very honest glad I purchased.

Loved it

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