Human Statues

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Human Statues

By: Steve McElhenny

Narrated by: Chase Langley

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Some rivalries are set in stone.

When Harry Andrews meets Martin Haggerty, two human statues collide in a battle that will transform the Chelmsley High Street into a battlefield of the absurd.

What starts as a simple act of jealous sabotage becomes a life-consuming obsession that will push them beyond the limits of dignity, sanity, and the law.

True art knows no boundaries—not even those of common sense.

Welcome to a darkly comedic journey into the world of street performance, where standing still becomes the most dangerous act of all.

Steve McElhennyChase LangleySicaso Publishing

City Life

Dark Humour

Genre Fiction

Literature & Fiction

Urban

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A quirky tale like no other you may have read before. This title, though on the shorter side, encapsulates what this author is all about. Wit, clever writing and an original story that will keep you wondering what will happen next! A recommended read.

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What a wild ride! Human Statues is exactly the kind of crazy, laugh-out-loud story you’d expect from the pen of Steve McElhenny. Two men locked in an absurd, months-long battle as “human statues,” all for the sake of fame, money, and recognition, it’s a premise that stays funny and engaging from start to finish. That said, I found the narration a challenge. Chase Langley’s style and delivery just didn’t click with Steve's sharp, comedic writing. At times it distracted from the humour, and honestly, if the story itself hadn’t been so good, I would have given up on it. Still, If you can look past the narration, this short story is absolutely worth a listen.

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