Everyone's Seen My Tits

Stories and Reflections from an Unlikely Feminist

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Everyone's Seen My Tits

By: Keeley Hazell

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'Funny, forthright and illuminating' Grazia

'Keeley Hazell is clever, thoughtful and very, very ambitious' Mail on Sunday

A moving, genuine, and hilarious collection of essays about fame, glamour, infamy, and the power of writing your own story, from Page 3 model turned writer Keeley Hazell.

For much of her life, Keeley Hazell has been labelled and pigeonholed. Growing up in a poor working-class family made her a certain kind of person (the kind who scrounged for chicken and chips money and once set a car on fire). Becoming a topless model after winning the Sun newspaper's 'Page 3 Idol' competition made her a certain kind of person (one with big boobs and few thoughts, to hear anyone else tell it). And as glittery as being one of the UK's most successful glamour models may seem, Keeley's fairytale success quickly turned into a nightmare. After becoming a victim of revenge porn and a particularly disastrous interview with a high brow British newspaper, Keeley began re-examining her life. She learned about feminism, objectification, and systemic misogyny on a wonderful journey of personal growth, and with a flick of her hair, quit modelling, walked away from a fat pay check, and moved thousands of miles away from everything she had come to know. Reinventing herself as an actress and writer, she starred in award-winning short films, as well as horrors, dramas, and comedies before facing her most challenging job on the massive hit series Ted Lasso - rewriting what it means to be Keeley both on-screen and in real life.

Everyone's Seen My Tits is a powerful, funny, high spirited essay collection. From growing up on a council estate and her tumultuous relationship with fame to overcoming adversity, finding feminism, and finding herself, these essays chronicle one woman's coming-of-age and coming into herself. A personal journey with universal appeal as girls worldwide continue to battle how they are perceived, who they really are, and what they can be.©2025 Keeley Hazell

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Funny, forthright and illuminating

Keeley Hazell is clever, thoughtful and very, very ambitious

An often rueful, emotionally involving story of beauty 'turned into a monetizable commodity'

Hazell's honest memoir divulges more than celebrity gossip . . . [showing] readers what the 2000s tabloids did not, boldly confronting her emotional turmoil in a way that can only be accomplished with the distance of years

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I really really enjoyed listening to this. Keeley is funny, real and relatable. she puts all her flaws, goodness and charm into this book. there are some shocking moments too. I promise you , you won't want to stop listening. fantastic