Yes, we’re finally back to recap the second week of Roland Garros. That thing we were all dreading has happened, and now we can move on with our lives. First, let’s celebrate 19-year-old Mirra Andreeva for expertly managing this unfamiliar moment and bagging her first major; and the qualifier Maja Chwalinska, for reaching her first Slam final and storming into the top 25! As for the men, Madison Keys really clocked their tea when she said the men’s anxiety over this opportunity was seeping into everyone’s lives. A lot of the late-’90s generation allowed a huge opportunity to slip by, and we kind of felt bad for them. The uncomfortable truth is that That Guy is now a major champion – of a decimated field, to be sure – but a champion nonetheless, and broadcasters, tennis organizations, and sponsors might now have an even easier time avoiding and ignoring the credible domestic violence allegations against him. But try as he (and they) might, the attention isn’t going away anytime soon.

4:00 Women’s wrap: Maja, Maja

11:00 Things not to do on Bluesky

14:20 Mirra Andreeva joins the top tier

21:45 A lot of guys saw a massive opportunity slip by

27:15 So That Guy won. Now what

36:10 Journalists keeping that man uncomfortable

42:30 Good news! Siniakova/Townsend three-quarters of the way to a Team Career Slam