Leave the Tortoise Alone cover art

Leave the Tortoise Alone

Leave the Tortoise Alone

Listen for free

View show details

About this listen

Mr Donaldson's about to turn 45 and frankly Luke is shocked he made it this far. Before the big day, though, he’s off to WrestleMania in Vegas. Fingers crossed he runs into Kash Patel.


Today’s show is an animal-heavy one, as Luke and Pete exchange stories about well-endowed donkeys and investigate recent happenings surrounding the world’s oldest land animal, Jonathan the Tortoise. The late, great Harambe gets a mention, too.


Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No reviews yet