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Yasmin REALLY wants a pet. A cat, a dog—she’d even settle for a snake. But Velma wasn’t the pet Yasmin expected. For starters, there are the fangs. And, well… she’s a vampire.

From classroom chaos and dental disasters to a blood bank heist (don’t ask), the world’s worst cow impressions (really don’t ask), and a Halloween party wild enough to wake the dead, Yasmin and Velma are about to have the time of their (after)lives.

As the mayhem piles up, Yasmin starts to wonder… could a vampire be the most fang-tastic pet ever?

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I loved this story about a young girl and her vampire friend getting up to high-jinx together. Now I really REALLY want my very own vampire friend to hang out with... I'll just be super-careful not to let them near any garlic - cos that sounds a bit STINKY.

This book is PACKED with fang-tastic facts about how to care for your (not a pet, NEVER a pet) vampire buddy. Yasmin and Velma have hilarious scrapes and the best time together.

This was a fab little audiobook - with fun narration and a satisfying end... I can't wait for the next instalment!

Fang-tastic Fun!

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